Kmart's new ad

[Dave W]

It won't make me a customer, but it made me smile.

[Pilgrim]

I would call that a bold marketing move!

It leaves me ship-faced.

[drbassman]

Holy Ship, Batman!  That was funny!

[Psycho Bass Guy]

Now if Kmart would just stock and clean more often than once every six months, they might have some customers...who can wait in line at the one open register while the other cashiers stand around and chat about their baby-daddies.

[drbassman]

Who has time to stock shelves when they're shipping their pants? 

[Dave W]

Now if Kmart would just stock and clean more often than once every six months, they might have some customers...who can wait in line at the one open register while the other cashiers stand around and chat about their baby-daddies.

There are still 2 or 3 Kmarts in the metro area. I made the mistake of going in one a couple of years ago. The store looks like it did in the 70s, nothing had been updated. It would have been like time travel except that back in the 70s there were customers in the store, now it was almost empty.

The Sears and Kmart merger must have been a marriage made in hell. Two companies in big trouble combine to drag each other down.

[drbassman]

Some stupid business folks think merging two losing businesses will create a winner.  It just creates a bigger loser!  

[Rob]

It would have been like time travel except that back in the 70s there were customers in the store, now it was almost empty.

BWAAHAHAHAHA

[Highlander]

Runs quite well with one of my fave movies, The Shipping News...