Deer Crossing

[Dave W]

I really hope she's just yanking his chain, but I'm afraid she's serious.

[gweimer]

Wow!  I loved the held breath and muffled laughing when she ended her rant.  Either she's got a really good pharmacist, or she's been taking in too much tainted protein shakes. 

"We're going to help you raise some awareness on this".  Yes, indeed.   

[uwe]

Someone has to have a serious talk with these animals.

[ack1961]

I love her suggestion to move the deer crossing to the school crossing areas...I can see that working out well.
At least she put down her drumsticks long enough to dial the radio station.

[Dave W]

And now, the latest in hoofed animal news: Elk banished from ranch after falling in love with cow

[rahock]

I have a problem in my neighborhood with the Geese Crossing signs. Most of the time they don't cross the street in the posted areas. I don't know if they aren't reading the signs or if they just don't care. I think they should be ticketed just like people. When they have to go to court and shell out their hard earned money, maybe then they will learn to cross in the posted areas .
Rick

[Dave W]

I have a problem in my neighborhood with the Geese Crossing signs. Most of the time they don't cross the street in the posted areas. I don't know if they aren't reading the signs or if they just don't care. I think they should be ticketed just like people. When they have to go to court and shell out their hard earned money, maybe then they will learn to cross in the posted areas .
Rick

Mandatory goose education is needed. Fail and you get eaten for Christmas dinner.

[gweimer]

Couldn't resist...

[rahock]

Ya' know Dave, if we tweek a few words in that statement I think I could get you a cushy gig running the Detroit Public Schools .
The word "Christmas" has definately got to go. Too many people would find that offensive , but "Goose" would probably slide by unnoticed . Everything else is perfect as is.
Rick

[westen44]

Couldn't resist...

It's a cool song, though. 

[ack1961]

It's a cool song, though. 

yup - some fun drumming in there.

My family loves the audio from the radio show...classic stuff.
If you think it's fake, you haven't been to the 'burbs lately - just another soccer-mom spewing everything she can muster from her grade-9 vocabulary.
Come to think of it, even with her obvious (ahem) shortcomings, she still could have won a recently televised debate...those two guys were completely unarmed in that battle of wits.