Germany: not as dull as you thought

Started by Dave W, September 15, 2012, 04:56:48 PM

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Dave W

Naked monk in the woods!

"It remains a mystery how he came to be naked." LOL!

How did they figure out he was a monk? Were his berries shriveled?

Rob

Quote from: Dave W on September 15, 2012, 04:56:48 PM
Naked monk in the woods!

How did they figure out he was a monk? Were his berries shriveled?

I'm betting the answer is yes.
He ride his bike to a camping trip. . . no mention of luggage.

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Big_Stu

Quote from: Dave W on September 15, 2012, 04:56:48 PM
"It remains a mystery how he came to be naked." LOL!

How did they figure out he was a monk?

They found out he had a dirty habit........................ hidden behind a tree.

uwe

He was in Adam's costume - what the hell is wrong with that for a holy man?
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Dave W

The bigger mystery is what happened to his bicycle and tent. No wait, I don't want to know where he stowed those.

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westen44

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I never thought of Germany as dull.  For one thing, there seem to be an unusual number of pretty women (contrary to what the incorrect stereotype might be.)  Another thing is the architecture is interesting, at least to me.  Come to think of it, though, pretty women and interesting architecture can be found in many countries.  I will say, however, that I don't find architecture in my own country all that interesting, although, of course, there are a great many exceptions.  As for pretty women here, I am impressed with that, but not so impressed with all the make-up that American women tend to wear. 
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Dave W

Quote from: westen44 on September 20, 2012, 06:04:14 AM
....  As for pretty women here, I am impressed with that, but not so impressed with all the make-up that American women tend to wear. 

As Charles Revson (founder of Revlon) used to say, "We don't sell cosmetics -- we sell hope!" That explains a lot.

gweimer

Quote from: Dave W on September 20, 2012, 08:57:10 AM
As Charles Revson (founder of Revlon) used to say, "We don't sell cosmetics -- we sell hope!" That explains a lot.

Maybe that's why the Germans invaded Poland.
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TBird1958

Quote from: Dave W on September 20, 2012, 08:57:10 AM
As Charles Revson (founder of Revlon) used to say, "We don't sell cosmetics -- we sell hope!" That explains a lot.


Can I get an Amen!    ;D
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westen44

Quote from: TBird1958 on September 20, 2012, 01:22:01 PM

Can I get an Amen!    ;D

Actually, I quoted you today in talking to another member of this board about another board (which will go unnamed.)  You had said the other board had a high "moron" factor.  I felt that expressed my views perfectly, and although I don't remember the topic now, your comment has stuck with me. 
It's not those who write the laws that have the greatest impact on society.  It's those who write the songs.

--Blaise Pascal

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The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...