Shakira and Danzig together!

[Dave W]

One of the top comments: "This is the single greatest not naked thing on the internet"

I wouldn't go that far, pretty funny though.

Fortunately it's closed captioned for the Danzig-impaired.  

[Psycho Bass Guy]

I'd call that one f$cking awesome way to start 2012. This is a youtube classic. It's better than the plain 'Hips Don't Lie' video. I used to walk around work singing it. The dude that made it took old Misfits songs (Devillock, Hellhound, Queen Wasp) and sampled the music and some of Danzig's actual voice in addition to the funny parody lyrics.  It was up for over a year before he captioned it.

[Andrew]

The Danzig shopping list is classic too.