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Pilgrim

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Would you buy this car?
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:46:42 PM »
I was just trolling Ebay for auctions of random cars and tripped over this one for a Porsche 912.

Is there ANY LINE in the description of this car that doesn't SCEAM RUN AWAY?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Porsche-912-912-1967-Porsche-912-Original-Californian-car-RUST-FREE-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem1c18e7a2a8QQitemZ120676917928QQptZUSQ5fCarsQ5fTrucks

Confidence-inspiring quote: "It is fin car to drive around! REAL READ TURNER!"
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2011, 04:59:01 PM »
I didn't realize Boris Badenov was writing ad copy for eBay listings.
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2011, 06:51:38 PM »
It's rather remarkable, innit?  Almost like that fake Ebay guitar ad that lampoons all the cliche claims of idiot gee-tar sellers.
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2011, 04:47:18 AM »
If I was still living in Santa Monica I might take a look...but it's a jungle out there with all those barely bilingual furriners.  Probably all crooks like my grandparents.
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