If I ever win the lotto................. 1953 EB-1

[Aussie Mark]

I've regularly played in bands that mess with lyrics. 

Gotta love the bit at the end of the chorus in Footloose:  "Everyone's a cun*, footloose"

And something from The Cars:  "I guess you sucked on my penis (she sucked on his penis). I needed someone to feed"

[Aussie Mark]

Oh, and I just won $252 on Lotto last night.  That will cover my new custom made wig that I'm picking up this week.

[TBird1958]

Oh, and I just won $252 on Lotto last night.  That will cover my new custom made wig that I'm picking up this week.

Mark, it's nice to know another member of the board is spending significant amounts of money on wigs for shows 
In just the past two years I've dropped about $900.00 just on wigs, that doesn't count going to my stylist to have them cut and assembled..........Being a girl is expensive   

[Freuds_Cat]

Mark, it's nice to know another member of the board is spending significant amounts of money on wigs for shows 
In just the past two years I've dropped about $900.00 just on wigs, that doesn't count going to my stylist to have them cut and assembled..........Being a girl is expensive   

LOL  Bet youi feel better about that now Mark D.   

[uwe]

In the name of historical accuracy, I would like to draw to your attention that impersonating Bill Wy(wo)man and dressing as the other sex do not rule each other out. All Aussie-Mark would need is a uniform AND a wheelchair:

[Highlander]

Mein Gott... for a moment I thought that was from a Python sketch...

(which came first...?)

and shouldn't that be DRAG his attention...?

[uwe]

This is pre Python - Stones in the late, but not very late sixties. It caused quite an uproar at the time in prude ole Blimey.

[Aussie Mark]

I don't have the legs to carry that off.  I played a lot of rugby when I was younger.

[Highlander]

Struth Sport - You should see some of the dingos round Kings Cross...