Warwick Jack Bruce Artist Bass - SG/EB-style

[Psycho Bass Guy]

The difference between Gibson and Warwick is: If I owned, say, 50 Warwick basses (it wouldn't even need to be 100+ as I do with Gibsons) you could bet your Arsch that Herr Wilfer would invite me regularly to their facilities, send me an email personally every few weeks to see how I'm doing, give me a prototype now and then to check and welcome my insatiable quest for a doubleneck bass as a challenge for their Küstöm Shöp rather than as an unwarranted intrusion into their day-to-day business as Gibson does (if they weren't ignoring me that is).

So you're saying Warwick is the easy girl who chases you and Gibson is the stuck up cheerleader who only puts out for guitar players? 

[uwe]

You kow, you have a talent of putting things in the most undiplomatic way, yet drilling down to the bitterest truth!  Thank you for putting my self-esteem back into place.

Gibson won't date me!  

[Chris P.]

Maybe it's the guy from the best Who song of one of the best Who albums:

I'm feelin' so good right now
There's a handsome boy tells me how I changed his past
He buys me a brandy
Or could it be he's really just after my ass?

He likes the clothes I wear
He says he likes a man who's dressed in season
But no one else ever stared, he's being so kind
What's the reason?

And Gibson indeed the cheerleader one year above you and unreachable.