Someone got creative with his Epi EB-0 ...

[Freuds_Cat]

This man obviously married the wrong woman.

"he just does not need three bass guitars"

FAIL!

My wife asked me once why I need so many basses. I answered that if I played golf I would need a whole bag of different clubs to deal with all of the different demands a golf course can throw at me. But as I dont play golf I do need another bass with a short scale neck and a Mudbucker with flats.

She looked at me, considered this a little and replied: "Oh OK, that makes sense now".

PASS!     

[exiledarchangel]

This man obviously married the wrong woman.

"he just does not need three bass guitars"

FAIL!

My wife asked me once why I need so many basses. I answered that if I played golf I would need a whole bag of different clubs to deal with all of the different demands a golf course can throw at me. But as I dont play golf I do need another bass with a short scale neck and a Mudbucker with flats.

She looked at me, considered this a little and replied: "Oh OK, that makes sense now".

PASS!     

Freuds_Cat you are my hero! 

[uwe]

Dave's review of the ebay offer was somewhat scathing, dontcha'll think?!

At least she could have said something nice about him. Like "He's much better in bed and takes the trash out too when I compliment on his instrument!"

[exiledarchangel]

A new Epi EB-0 is $199 at MF. This one is used, let's say it's worth $150 unmodded.

Subtract 100 for ugly pickguard
Subtract 100 for EMG downgrade
Subtract 100 for saying he doesn't need three basses.

She'd have to pay me $150 to take it. Maybe more, depending on my mood.

Add some more $$$ for changing batteries, and also some more for old batteries disposal.