Heather Mills

Started by Max Soren, March 19, 2008, 01:26:41 PM

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Max Soren

March 19, 2008, 01:26:41 PM
Heather Mills is now claiming that she helped Paul McCartney write songs and was responsible for getting his career back on track.  I am now awaiting her collaboration with Yoko Ono in what should be the musical event of the century. 

OldManC

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March 19, 2008, 01:44:22 PM
If you work out the hourly on her settlement she still came cheaper than Eliot Spitzer's er, special friend. Maybe Paul got the one legged discount!  ;D

Dave W

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March 19, 2008, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: OldManC on March 19, 2008, 01:44:22 PM
If you work out the hourly on her settlement she still came cheaper than Eliot Spitzer's er, special friend. Maybe Paul got the one legged discount!  ;D



Heather got £24.3 million (which works out to £8.1 million per limb) and yet complained that she was only awarded £35,000 annually for child support. Poor thing.

The opening sentence of today's Guardian article says it all:

"Heather Mills presented a case based on 'make-believe' that was wholly exaggerated and at times 'devoid of reality', according to the judge who presided over her messy divorce from Sir Paul McCartney."

HornetAMX

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March 19, 2008, 04:46:58 PM
This is what happens when you marry someone young enough to be your daughter.........

OldManC

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March 19, 2008, 05:34:21 PM
Quote from: Dave W on March 19, 2008, 04:09:41 PM
"Heather Mills presented a case based on 'make-believe' that was wholly exaggerated and at times 'devoid of reality', according to the judge who presided over her messy divorce from Sir Paul McCartney."

From what I've read, that pretty much sums up every claim she's ever made about her life.

Rhythm N. Bliss

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March 19, 2008, 07:20:03 PM
Sir Paul will definitely sign a pre-nup next time.

PWV

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March 19, 2008, 07:43:52 PM
Quote from: Rhythm N. Bliss on March 19, 2008, 07:20:03 PM
Sir Paul will definitely sign a pre-nup next time.

I'll bet he'll follow the Mick Jagger school of courtship from now on...  :D

Dave W

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March 19, 2008, 10:42:34 PM
Jay Leno tonight on Heather Mills: "she's got the treasure and the wooden leg, now all she needs is an eye patch and a parrot."

Rhythm N. Bliss

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March 20, 2008, 04:11:51 AM
Quote from: PWV on March 19, 2008, 07:43:52 PM
I'll bet he'll follow the Mick Jagger school of courtship from now on...  :D

Yeah~ Trade in the old model for the new one. :p

Rhythm N. Bliss

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March 20, 2008, 04:22:46 AM
Quote from: Dave W on March 19, 2008, 10:42:34 PM
Jay Leno tonight on Heather Mills: "she's got the treasure and the wooden leg, now all she needs is an eye patch and a parrot."

YARRRR HAR HAR
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