Spot the difference

Started by Dave W, October 02, 2009, 10:16:39 AM

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Dave W

October 02, 2009, 10:16:39 AM
 :mrgreen:

Highlander

#1
October 02, 2009, 10:22:23 AM
I was discussing this lady with the companies apprentice last week; he had seen her in concert and is a fan... I asked "how do you come to terms with fancying a woman older than your mum...?" It did make him stand back and think...

We have lots of frogs in the garden and pond... they are always welcome (except when they get frisky with the fish... :o)
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Chris P.

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October 02, 2009, 10:31:41 AM
Maybe you have Madonna in your garden, hiding from paparazzi!

gearHed289

#3
October 02, 2009, 12:42:06 PM
Madonna needs to start putting some clothes on. She's in shape, yeah, but she's kind of at that Cher stage, where it's like "look at me! I'm old and still thin!" Whatever.  :rolleyes:

gweimer

#4
October 02, 2009, 01:20:45 PM
Anyone catch what Michael Jackson had to say about dating her?  The forthcoming Jackson Tapes book should be interesting.  He described going out with her as being a nasty witch.  She told him they were going to dinner and that he was taking her to a strip club after that.  He basically said that she was envious of him and jealous of his position.  Guess he wasn't all that whacked!

Still, she did have Chicagoan, and former Trillion keyboardist Pat Leonard, as her musical director for a long time.
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lowend1

#5
October 02, 2009, 01:27:27 PM
Ma-tuna!
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lowend1

#6
October 02, 2009, 01:29:13 PM
What's the difference between Madonna and a Rolls Royce?
Not everybody's been in a Rolls Royce.
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TBird1958

#7
October 02, 2009, 01:31:58 PM
Quote from: lowend1 on October 02, 2009, 01:29:13 PM
What's the difference between Madonna and a Rolls Royce?
Not everybody's been in a Rolls Royce.

ZinG!!!!!

I really did laugh out loud  ;D
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Dave W

#8
October 02, 2009, 01:40:31 PM
What's the difference between Madonna and the Titanic?

Only 1347 men went down on the Titanic.

:rimshot:

Lightyear

#9
October 02, 2009, 09:21:29 PM
Um, I'd take the frog - she just scares/revolts me :o  I just kind of expect her to flick her tounge and it be forked or something :vader:

chromium

#10
October 02, 2009, 10:25:49 PM
Quote from: gweimer on October 02, 2009, 01:20:45 PM
He described going out with her as being a nasty witch.

That reminded me of this clip  ;D

Highlander

#11
October 03, 2009, 06:36:16 AM
EXCELLENT...!

A BMW special, or what's it from, Joe...?
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

chromium

#12
October 03, 2009, 10:00:52 AM
Quote from: Kenny Five-O on October 03, 2009, 06:36:16 AM
A BMW special, or what's it from, Joe...?

I believe so.  IIRC, it was BMW sponsored promo vid.
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