Chimps exchange meat for sex

Started by Barklessdog, April 09, 2009, 05:12:16 AM

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Barklessdog

April 09, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
http://www.suntimes.com/news/world/1517430,w-chimpanzee-sex-swap-meat-040809.article
QuoteThe results of the research, published in the journal PLoS One, "strongly suggest that wild chimpanzees exchange meat for sex, and do so on a long-term basis," she said.

uwe

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April 09, 2009, 01:41:41 PM Last Edit: April 09, 2009, 01:47:36 PM by uwe
Did they really need a study to find that out?  :rolleyes: It's genetically ingrained. Go with the male that protects offspring best, feeds you. All for the benefit of the survival of the species.

Now, now, don't be sad about it. Most of us would be single if women didn't make the transition during adulthood from looking for a lover to looking for a provider. It's all good. Nature has thought things out.

Besides: Good sex always has one providing meat to the other. Tomorrow is Good Friday and Edith will prepare a veggie dish. No meat then. She'll have to make good somehow ...
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Barklessdog

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April 09, 2009, 02:13:38 PM
Will this be part of your attire?


uwe

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April 09, 2009, 03:00:20 PM
I think nursie sex is kind of weird ... I'm a man of old-fashioned values, romance is really primate to me ...



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TBird1958

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April 09, 2009, 03:14:52 PM

Have I said how much I hate monkeys before........... :rolleyes:
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Highlander

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April 09, 2009, 03:53:31 PM
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel..."

It's a quote, nothing more, ok...?
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April 09, 2009, 08:49:25 PM
Quote from: uwe on April 09, 2009, 03:00:20 PM
I think nursie sex is kind of weird ... I'm a man of old-fashioned values, romance is really primate to me ...





I didn't have to be reminded of that did I?  :puke:

Certainly not one of Chuck's better moments :)  At least there was no toungue action! :P :P :P

Pilgrim

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April 09, 2009, 09:13:23 PM
Hence the phrase "monkey around...."
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April 09, 2009, 10:09:35 PM
Quote from: TBird1958 on April 09, 2009, 03:14:52 PM
Have I said how much I hate monkeys before........... :rolleyes:
chimps are not monkeys.they're apes. ;D
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April 10, 2009, 03:01:56 AM

All tree climbin' crap flingers................ ;)
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Barklessdog

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April 10, 2009, 05:30:33 AM
Quotestrongly suggest that wild chimpanzees exchange meat for sex

I tried it last night and it did not work. My wife just rolled her eyes at me. Should have gone with jewelry.

uwe

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April 10, 2009, 12:16:17 PM
Sigh, John! Just goes to show how modern women have devolved from their basically sensible genetic imprint! Try frying it next time.
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OldManC

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April 10, 2009, 12:39:15 PM
Quote from: TBird1958 on April 10, 2009, 03:01:56 AM
All tree climbin' crap flingers................ ;)

Sounds like you're discussing the guys who post at the Last Bass Outpost!
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