Important Gwyneth news

Dave W · April 28, 2025, 12:13:07 AM

Gwyneth Paltrow has started eating carbs and cheese again

Turns out that quackery doesn't work. What a surprise.

TBird1958 · April 28, 2025, 09:21:21 AM

Isn't she a treasure!

Pilgrim · April 28, 2025, 10:41:04 AM

She said "I 1have to be really careful not to have inflammation in my brain."

I think that boat sailed long ago.

uwe · April 28, 2025, 02:41:40 PM

Gone are the days when Dave warmed her heart (and Lord knows what else ...) by bringing her a freshly hunted mammoth steak. Sad.

A recommendation: Try pasta, Dave, that always does it.

uwe · April 28, 2025, 03:20:32 PM

What those paleo diet guys completely miss out on is that growing, culturing, harvesting and eating grain, wheat, corn and rice is the source of all human culture. Before you do that and settle down - and no longer hunt and scavenge like a tribe of roaming apes - nothing much happens culturally. Most hunter & scavenger cultures never even developed reading and writing, why would you if you build nothing on which you could inscribe your language because you're always on the move? Books aren't really made to be lugged around either, too heavy.

So apart from the unproven biological effects, I wonder why in the grand scheme of things (which somehow always end up making sense with another), a foodstuff that was and continues to be so vital to our existence and development should be harmful to us, just sayin'.

Banal things like the consistent availability of food can have huge cultural impact: The potato (not a grain and paleo-friendly if largely unprocessed) and its increasing importance as a crop that - unlike grain - worked in poor soils and under adverse weather conditions gradually drove out famine in Europe, it went side by side with Renaissance and the development of the modern world as we know it. And when potato crops failed on a grander scale, the consequences were severe ---> Irish emigration.

doombass · April 29, 2025, 12:54:57 AM

So finally the sheep herd can turn 180 degrees and run the other direction.

uwe · May 21, 2025, 06:23:15 PM

Good that you kept a few of them, Dave ... 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯, they're pure gold!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/may/21/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle-goop

I hear that a drip version will be out very soon.

Dave W · May 23, 2025, 01:03:23 AM

I had no idea they were discontinued. If she held back any inventory, maybe she's an accidental marketing genius.

uwe · May 23, 2025, 10:09:22 AM

After four or five days without water, those candles could be intensely musky for a sizable segment of the perceived market, even though there were still connoisseurs who did like them aged.

Alanko · May 28, 2025, 02:16:55 PM

Quote from: uwe on May 23, 2025, 10:09:22 AMAfter four or five days without water, those candles could be intensely musky for a sizable segment of the perceived market, even though there were still connoisseurs who did like them aged.

uwe · May 28, 2025, 04:44:22 PM

Carbs again!

Basvarken · June 30, 2025, 11:47:21 AM

Bruce Dickinson hates Gwyneth just as much as you guys

https://rockcelebrities.net/bruce-dickinson-will-never-let-iron-maiden-play-glastonbury-for-gwyneth-paltrow-types/

"I don't want to go play in front of Gwyneth Paltrow and a perfume-infested yurt."

uwe · June 30, 2025, 12:24:56 PM

Oh my, culture wars again. Soooo self-serving, Herr Dickinson. And I don't hate Gwyneth at all, she was a reasonably good actress in her time,

is a smart business woman and wins her cases before court. She also consciously or unconsciously uncoupled from Chris Martin, that must count for something.

I'd play in front of her in a heartbeat. She could always - ouch! - punish me for bum notes.

And if truth be told, I prefer listening to ole Nile's wonderful and accentuating rhythm guitar rather than Steve's jumbled pentatonic bass lines, but that is just me.

Iron Maiden are overrated. No glam rock influence either, unlike Gwyneth @01:01 ...

HIT IT !!!