Uh oh, they're on to us!

[Dave W]

Bassist Figures He Only Has to Kill Two or Three People to Become Frontman 

[uwe]

"Killing" is such an ugly und coarse term for it, call it "cleansing" or "rebuilding the band from the bottom up". Or "dialing your inner Sid Vicious", he lurks in all of us.

[slinkp]

Judging by the brass hardware, that's an unusually clean 40-year-old Ibanez Blazer he's playing.
On the one hand it'd be plenty heavy enough to bludgeon his bandmates to death with, and sturdy enough to be playable afterward.
On the other hand, he might wish it had more wear and tear to disguise the inevitable dents and bloodstains.

[Dave W]

New from The Hard Times

Band Photographer Suggests One Photo Without Bassist Just in Case 

Love the band name.