The Hydraulic Press Channel

Started by Dave W, April 04, 2016, 04:01:02 PM

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uwe

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But I do miss the Dustin and Meryl signature models!!!



That said, anybody with that many alu neck Kramers (and his back muscles especially) can only be lauded and worshipped.

Aluman, how we salute and kneel before you!!!




We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Dave W

Quote from: uwe on April 06, 2016, 09:05:54 AM
Yes, Gibson three-point bridges would be a good start!

Fixed that for you.  8)

uwe

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

66Atlas

I tried crushing a 3-point with a 10 ton press once.  Once the press made contact it crumbled to pieces.

Shortly thereafter I asked my close friend Chuck Norris to fight the 3-point. He cowered in fear and begged for mercy.

Have you ever seen a photo of the iceberg that sank the titanic? it was shaped exactly like a 3-point.

I don't care what Hipshot or Babicz claim. The 3 point is the pinnacle of bass bridge technology.

amptech

I´ve only been here for a few years, but was there ever a 2 point vs. 3 point poll thread? I mean just to find out who is the top dog. Or is it too political to choose sides like that for LBO´ers?

uwe

The two point is the Donald Trump of bass bridges, beyond discussion really. The three point, however, is an anointed device and all the proof for intelligent design/creationism you'll ever need. Amen.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

lowend1

Quote from: uwe on April 07, 2016, 03:54:21 AM
The two point is the Donald Trump of bass bridges, beyond discussion really. The three point, however, is an anointed device and all the proof for intelligent design/creationism you'll ever need. Amen.

Yeah, but 37% of all bass players never said that the two-point would "Make Gibson Great Again".
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter

drbassman

I loved the crushing Barbie!  Man am I immature!!!  :P
I'm fixin' a hole where the rain gets in..........cuz I'm built for a kilt!

Dave W

Quote from: uwe on April 07, 2016, 03:54:21 AM
The two point is the Donald Trump of bass bridges, beyond discussion really. The three point, however, is an anointed device and all the proof for intelligent design/creationism you'll ever need. Amen.


Pilgrim

Do they make Henry J bobbleheads? Those would be candidates for the drill press exercise.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Highlander

The press is falling...! The press is falling...! :mrgreen:

The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Dave W

Quote from: Pilgrim on April 07, 2016, 09:57:56 AM
Do they make Henry J bobbleheads? Those would be candidates for the drill press exercise.

Now that's brilliant idea! It would almost be worth commissioning a special order.

Dave W