A Picture is worth 1,000 Words...........

[Grog]

[Pilgrim]

Is that perhaps the good news/bad news view?

[Grog]

My long time co-worker went through a nasty divorce a number of years back, swore he would never get married again. Since then, he met a great gal who was in a similar situation. She told him that she would give him five years to give her a ring. He made the mistake of telling us. We bought him this clock as a joke & every morning he reads his new number. I just thought this was an oxymoron considering the circumstances many of us have experienced.

[66Atlas]

My wife was planning our wedding exactly 0.0096 seconds BEFORE i finished the sentence "Will you marry me?"

In hindsight i appreciated it because only Satan herself could put someone through 666 days of discussing seating charts, flower options and food tastings

(ps, i love my wife, and if she reads this i still want a 64 Thunderbird for my birthday)

[Highlander]

Bob Hope and no hope and one of those is dead...