Prisoner 1 - What are you in for...
Prisoner 2 - Moider...
Prisoner 1 - Disgusting...!
Prisoner 2 - So? What you in fo'?
Prisoner 1 - Buggery...!
Prisoner 2 - That's sick! How low can you get...!
Prisoner 1 - Ooh, about a dachshund...
Yes... I think we have achieved a new low...