This story made it all the way to the UK and Kenny didn't comment?

[lowend1]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/enraged-wife-stabs-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel-because-he-didnt-buy-beer-9030644.html

[Granny Gremlin]

That headline makes so much more sense since they added the word 'ceramic' - the first versionof it I saw did not have that vital piece of information.

[Highlander]

I have a habit of telling the daughter whenever she comes up with some outlandish story, "is it on the BBC site?" which simply irritates her - I have not bought a paper in decades but buy dozens of books, I am an avid news listener/watcher, and rely on the LBO for my ultimate education in all things aberrant...

Billy, I am now fully aware of this moment of rodent-madness and am in your debt... (the teeth are somewhat squirrel-like in dimensional proportions - imagine four teeth, approximately 3/4" in length, within that tiny squirrel head, then imagine a sewing-machine "biting" your fingers)