Ikea instructions

Started by Dave W, June 30, 2008, 09:13:44 AM

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Dave W


Nocturnal

Pretty accurate from some of my experiances. :-[
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fur85

It took me two full days to assemble my daughter's Ikea bunk bed. When we moved in 2002, I partially took it apart. It's been in our attic that way for 6 years. Hell if I can remember how to put it back together.

TBird1958


Anyone ever see "Fight Club" ?  There's some great lines about Ikea in that movie  ;D
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uwe

Yes, IKEA purchases always fill me with dread.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

ilan

#5
Never had a problem with Ikea instructions but that made me laugh really hard.  :thumbsup:

Basvarken

Quote from: ilan on July 04, 2008, 12:27:33 AM
Never had a problem with Ikea instructions but the made me laugh really hard.  :thumbsup:

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Lightyear

After twenty five years of reading detailed written instructions in tech documentation I find the Ikea international pictogram language be much more precise ;D

Call me a freak but, I've never had a problem assembling anything from Ikea - now, some of the homegrown knockoff stuff is a different animal....

Freuds_Cat

Quote from: ilan on July 04, 2008, 12:27:33 AM
Never had a problem with Ikea instructions but that made me laugh really hard.  :thumbsup:

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Nocturnal

Most of my Ikea purchases have been a simple build. But all it takes is that "one time" with the weird instructions and half a million pieces to cause fear in any potential Ikea purchase.
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