Things you wished you invented....

[PWV]

...when you were younger.   This isn't practical anymore:

http://www.core77.com/blog/object_culture/more_beer_than_you_can_shake_a_stick_at_10160.asp

[Basvarken]

Wow. Nobel prize winner!

[chromium]

That's the perfect companion for Dave's golf club

They should sell them at Brookstone as a set

[Dave W]

That's the perfect companion for Dave's golf club

They should sell them at Brookstone as a set

Or you could rig up a hidden tube so the beer goes directly from the Bierstick into the golf club handle. Then drink from the pee compartment and horrify your golf partners.

[chromium]

Or you could rig up a hidden tube so the beer goes directly from the Bierstick into the golf club handle.

That could be marketed as an add-on dieting device.  Enjoy your favorite beer by pumping it directly into the pee chamber - thus avoiding the caloric intake!

Somebody- register the patent.. quick!  I see an infomercial coming...

[SKATE RAT]

BEER!,IS NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT!