new movie about Ernest Hemingway, starring Nicole Kidman's arse

[Dave W]

Pepper Pots not on the list?

What does that mean? Someone's nickname?

[Nocturnal]

Gweneth plays Pepper Pots in the Iron Man movies.

[fur85]

Not on the list???!!!???

[Dave W]

Nope. Definitely not. Too skinny.

I'll take Maggie Gyllenhaal being spanked by James Spader.

[uwe]

A lovely film in many ways.

[Dave W]

Especially the spanking part.

No, seriously, Secretary is probably my favorite movie of the last 20 years. I don't watch many movies, not interested in remakes, rehashes of some tired old plot, thrillers or animation. This one is different.

[uwe]

I found the film inspiring and have for years pleaded with my personal assistants that they should serve me the mail in a similarly appropriate manner, yet all they ever do is laugh or say something like "You wish!"



I hate it when I'm not taken serious. 

[Pilgrim]

I hate it when I'm not taken serious. 

You just haven't taken to wandering around the office with an axe and maniacal grin chanting "Here's JOHNNY!"

[Highlander]

You're just not posing the question properly, Uwe...



Either that or not with enough conviction...

[Pilgrim]

Historical precedent?

[clankenstein]

is that your spankeriser  or are you just pleased to see me?