How bad do you want the TV remote?

[Barklessdog]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-man-accused-of-gouging-uncles-eyes-out-20120104,0,3854791.story

A Joliet area man is accused of gouging his uncle's eyes out during a fight over a remote control.

Officials with the Will County Sheriff's Department say they were called to a home in the 1100 block of McKay Street in Joliet Township home on New Year's Eve where a deputy found the 62-year-old victim with blood streaming from his eyes.

[gweimer]

At least the prison is close by.