Neck diving?

[uwe]

The anglerfish reminds me of an old joke

(Uwe: don't read any further  )

What's the difference between an attorney and a carp?

One's a bottom-dwelling sand sucking primitive life form, and the other's a fish.

"Back in the good old days, a decision had to be made between New York State and New Jersey which state would have the burden of housing the most lawyers or the largest amount of environmental waste. Eventually they pulled straws. NJ got lucky and pulled the toxic waste dumps ..."

"A ship sinks. Nearly all survivors are eaten by sharks that have a bloodbathing feast. Only the lone attorney survives. How do you call the behavior of the sharks?

Professional courtesy."

[Pilgrim]

Nobody knows more lawyer jokes than a lawyer!

Kinda like no one knows more Texas Aggie jokes than a Texas Aggie.