Not to be recommended from a fertility aspect (but apart from that an act of freedom of expression). There is a reason, boys, why we have them dangling outside, Mother Nature had things in mind when she arranged for that. It wasn't just for quick access reasons you know.
Aldous Huxley knew it: "Rams wrapped in theremogene beget no lambs." Note: For optimal fertile semen production, your balls need to be 2 degrees centigrades celsius colder than your body temperature. In Farenheit terms that translates to
AT LEAST approx. 30 degrees difference - last I checked
- so get those ice cubes out now, preservation of the species demands sacrifices from all of us.
All that might not be an issue for an 84 year old, but it should be for the scribe of that silly open letter, Herr Ross Beeley, who obviously missed much of biology class. On second thought: Perhaps he should blow-dry his balls for eugenic reasons so that we are at least saved from his inane offspring.
In my next post, by pubic request, I will go into the details of hot-water bathing of the scrotum and how that, if properly done, will keep your significant other from having to use the pill for a couple of weeks.
