Poor kid!

[Dave W]

It's hard being a teenage boy when your mother is a twit who makes public complaints about Urban Outfitters because they have "racy" books in the store.

Even harder considering her last name. 

I hope the kid has a different last name, for his sake.

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[chromium]

 

He could always change his last name.  Amazing what a difference a letter can make!