Evolution of the bass player

Started by Denis, January 29, 2011, 06:31:39 AM

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Denis

Why did Salvador Dali cross the road?
Clocks.

Dave W

Does this mean he prefers to play upright?

Nocturnal

This is how 'Planet of the Apes' will actually begin to happen.
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BAT
HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU'RE AT

Rhythm N. Bliss


uwe

Creationists are lurking to ban this thread with fire and brimstone!
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Pilgrim

Quote from: Dave W on January 29, 2011, 08:14:07 AM
Does this mean he prefers to play upright?

In bass player parlance, that would be "he prefers to play erect".

Having now thrown down the gauntlet, I shall retire to a seat by the fire with a cold beer and watch the proceedings.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

drbassman

Quote from: Pilgrim on February 02, 2011, 08:32:59 AM
In bass player parlance, that would be "he prefers to play erect".



OK, I'll go first.............he plays till the Viagra wears off!   :rimshot:
I'm fixin' a hole where the rain gets in..........cuz I'm built for a kilt!

uwe

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

Jackie said that's "old news here", and then Roshina chimed in with "we've seen him doing that..." (I don't remember - Port Lymne Wildlife Park is where Roshina's "adopted" Malayan Tapir lives, too)

The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Highlander

Just thought... the perfect excuse to post this again...



full version for those sad enough to want the pain...

The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

drbassman

Oh my, that reminds me so much of our old drummer!  He's why I quit the band!   :P
I'm fixin' a hole where the rain gets in..........cuz I'm built for a kilt!

uwe

Any Gorilla drumming would be immediately in my band I tell you!

Which raises the question whether primates could be taught rudimentary forms of music? Has anybody tried?

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...