Idiot falls into fountain while texting...

[Pilgrim]

http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=15870

[Dave W]

The real idiot part is that she's hired an attorney and is talking about suing the mall. And if you read the update, turns out she's in big trouble for alleged theft. 

[Pilgrim]

And NOW she is not only making herself visible, she's willing to be interviewed about it.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2011/01/20/am.fountain.lady.speaks.cnn

She is definitely making sure that she'll be widely known for acting stupidly, when she could have remained unknown.

I'm reminded of the famous quote from that sage and philosopher Forrest Gump, who said "Stupid is as stupid does, sir."

[Nocturnal]

To quote John Wayne: “Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”

[Dave W]

And to quote Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré: Don't get stuck on stupid.

[Denis]

Perhaps she should have drowned and saved us all lots of $$$

Another one I like is: "It's better to remain silent and let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

[Pilgrim]

Another one I like is: "It's better to remain silent and let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

THAT is precisely, 100% SPOT-ON!!!! 

[Rhythm N. Bliss]

Ha haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Dave W]

She doesn't come across very well in the interviews. And with that hairdo, she looks like she could be Justin Bieber's mother. Or crazy aunt.

[gweimer]

Not only that, but apparently, she's already got some legal problems of her own.  I guess she's got a court hearing for theft, using co-worker's credit cards.  I can see her point about the security guards leaking the video, but that's the only sympathy I can muster for her.  I think she's pulling the lawsuit to cover her own upcoming legal problems.  A true bottom feeder.

[Pilgrim]

A bottom feeder indeed.  This is just more evidence that a lot of people who are crooked aren't very bright, and they show it in multiple ways.