Truth is always stranger than fiction

Started by Barklessdog, April 25, 2008, 08:02:48 AM

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gweimer

So the female spiny anteater is basically a slut?
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty

uwe

Fourheaded penis? I want one too!
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Dave W

No wonder the female anteaters are sluts.

uwe

Up to 11 males in a row ... and that then times 4 ...  ::) The mind doth boggle.

OTOH, nature always compensates. Once those poor anteater couples have surmounted all those spiky quills, some reward seems in order.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958


"Fourheaded penis? I want one too!"

Herr Moderator,
How can I not take this quote out of context!...........Please bring me a gay emoticon  ;)
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uwe

How I knew that Mark would even drag these innocent little creatures into the quagmire of his cavernous mind ...

Glad he left the "eleven males in a row" comment untouched though. 
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958

Quote from: uwe on April 25, 2008, 10:16:15 AM
How I knew that Mark would even drag these innocent little creatures into the quagmire of his cavernous mind ...

Glad he left the "eleven males in a row" comment untouched though. 

You're giving me way too much to work with here!   I'm trying to keep in mind this is a PG site  ;)
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

gweimer

I can just hear Mark now...."They call me Medusa..."   :o
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty

Dave W

I was just thinking...with a handy little four-headed gadget, you could come up with some great pickup lines. Problem is, as soon as you had an argument with one of your groupies, she'd shoot you with her quills.

Barklessdog

Here another one, seals raping penguins!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm

QuoteThe bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.
   
At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin 
Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear


Sexual coercion among animals is extremely common: males of many species often harass, coerce or force females of their own kind to mate, while animals are also known occasionally to harass sexually a member of a closely related species.
Harassment is common among pinnipeds, the group of animals that includes seals, fur seals, and sea lions; and occasionally it happens between related species.
Male grey seals have been known to harass and mate with female harbour seals, for example, producing hybrids.
"Sexual harassment is often more commonplace in non-monogamous mating systems, and in species where males are physically much larger than the other sex and thus physically capable of coercion or harassment," says de Bruyn.
But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian.
'Too young'
Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building; while one in seven emperor penguins will change partners from one year to the next.

sniper

i thought Dopey was the only one who had sex with penguins
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Dave W

The spiny anteater video is great, it's a new discovery about them.

The BBC story about the seal and penguin is ridiculous. They're animals acting by instinct. The author tries to describe it in human terms and implies that there's something wrong with what happened. Nope. Nature doesn't conform to human ideas about sexual morality.