Trouble in Sweden

[Dave W]

It's bad enough that Ford is selling Volvo to a Chinese carmaker, but this is just too much:

Swedish prisoner warned over flatulence protests  

I'm thankful that there are no serious problems like this in American prisons.  

[Freuds_Cat]

never mind prisons, I have to work with a guy like that! 

[lowend1]

I'm thankful that there are no serious problems like this in American prisons.  

Very true. In US prisons the offending orifices are usually plugged in a forthright manner.

[Lightyear]

Easily solved - dose every bit of his food with Beano!

http://www.beanogas.com/?rotation=30503660&banner=208398124&placement={placement}

Though this might be considered abusive in Sweden

[Stjofön Big]

Don't they have any thermos corks in that prison?

[Highlander]

Couldn't find anything more fitting for "me" to post...  

Hmm... they could always sign him up for a greener fuel program... or is that browner...?

[Pilgrim]

There is always one good Swedish reply to a question:

"Bork bork bork!"

[uwe]

His quest for freedom rides with the wind. While he can't be free, his farts can.