The one wipe wonder...

Started by Blazer, October 24, 2008, 05:08:53 PM

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Blazer

Before Jackass there was this skateboard Magazine called "Big Brother" which pretty much was a magazine version of Jackass. And in some aspects they were even worse than their own TV show version.

Take for example this article on making it easier to wipe your butt after taking a dump...
http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/onewipewonder-full.jpg

Needless to say the same applies to the TV show: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

Pilgrim

And don't read that article right before dinner...... :-\
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Blazer

Quote from: Pilgrim on October 24, 2008, 05:33:00 PM
And don't read that article right before dinner...... :-\

I'm sorry I guess I should've put in a disclaimer.  8)

Anyway I am still in stitches about this, the sheer stupidty...  :D

SKATE RAT

ahh.i miss Big brother mag. they had articles like "how to rob a house" " at home abortions" really funny stuff.
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TBird1958


I'm pretty sure I'm the only member of this forum that regularly deals with this issue, let me say Nair is NOT the right thing to use under any circumstances! The simple painless way to do this is to first bathe, then using an electric razor with a beard trimmer shave the area in question, a mirror helps. Simple, quick and painless. The other benifits the author mentions are all true..............there are some others too, but I'll keep it respectable. :o
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Blazer

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Quote from: TBird1958 on October 25, 2008, 09:25:35 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm the only member of this forum that regularly deals with this issue, let me say Nair is NOT the right thing to use under any circumstances! The simple painless way to do this is to first bathe, then using an electric razor with a beard trimmer shave the area in question, a mirror helps. Simple, quick and painless. The other benifits the author mentions are all true..............there are some others too, but I'll keep it respectable. :o

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