A little honesty on ebay

Started by 66Atlas, March 21, 2017, 12:49:45 PM

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66Atlas

http://www.ebay.com/itm/272591654524#

On the plus side he accepts payment in magic beans if your interested.

Dave W

Q:     Hi, Is this a genuine Chinese PPG guitar or is it the cheap Mexican import? Thanks Neil    Mar-20-17

A:     Hi Neil, I understand your concern regarding the provenance of this bespoke masterpiece but I can assure you with absolute certainty that this instrument was produced in the centre of Satan's own anus. I hope that puts your mind at ease. All the best, and many thanks for your interest.

:mrgreen:

Pilgrim

I would guess there's no endorsement deal in the works.
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Highlander

Won't be a cheap Mex import if certain parties in the ol' USofA get their way... :vader:
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Quote from: Dave W on March 21, 2017, 03:02:39 PM
Q:     Hi, Is this a genuine Chinese PPG guitar or is it the cheap Mexican import? Thanks Neil    Mar-20-17

A:     Hi Neil, I understand your concern regarding the provenance of this bespoke masterpiece but I can assure you with absolute certainty that this instrument was produced in the centre of Satan's own anus. I hope that puts your mind at ease. All the best, and many thanks for your interest.

:mrgreen:


Q:  Hi is this from before '96, I have heard that the guitars from the satans anus factory took a turn for the worse after this date as they started using poorer quality components after an explosion and consequent fire damage.  Mar-22-17

A:   Hi there, I'm afraid this one was likely produced after 'the problem' at the production facility. I expect this instrument shall remain toxic for some millions of years to come. All the best.


Dave W