The Last Bass Outpost

More: Henry J takes leave of absence from Rainforest Alliance board. Note that Gibson's chain of custody certificate doesn't cover wood from Madagascar, though that still doesn't mean the wood was illegally imported.

Couple Busted for Refusing to Pay Tip

A mandatory gratuity? Someone needs a dictionary.

If it was clearly posted that the charge was mandatory, the pub may be technically correct, but still I hope the dirtbags get sued out of business.

"You're shitting me?" "Cats beat me to it!"  

Great line! 

No thanks, I'll just stick to my Eight O'Clock Coffee. And bee poop honey on my cereal.

There's a mighty clean Triumph from 1980(!) on Ebay now

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Gibson-Les-Paul-Recording-Bass-Guitar-RARE-USA_W0QQitemZ330378984152QQcmdZViewItemQQptZGuitar?hash=item4cec1f3ad8#ht_623wt_1167

I have a feeling this one will go high. Even though it's a 1980, it's in much better shape than most I've seen.

Didn't these officially end in 1979? No doubt about that serial number, though.

So you're saying my dad could be Scandinavian by way of England?  "Carrot?"  I don't get it, but I am a linear thinker!   

Redheads.

These weights are about what I expected, based on my memories of having played them in stores.

I've been throwing away a gold mine?!?!? 

It's a civet cat, which really isn't a cat. I don't think there are civet cats in Ohio outside of zoos. And there's that little matter of growing Sumatran coffee in your climate.

OTOH if your cat eats coffee berries and only partially digests them, maybe you should put on some rubber gloves and start picking them out of the litter box. Then when you take your business plan to an investment banker, be sure to record the conversation for us.   

Musicground in the UK used to advertise that they had lots of "Hofner spares." Some may have been full kits, others were just individual components and parts.