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The Outpost Cafe / Off The Record
« on: February 07, 2010, 09:34:32 AM »
This is one of the better newspaper corrections I've seen: http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/593663-196/correction.html

And those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.  :)

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The Outpost Cafe / Things that are hard to say when you're drunk
« on: February 05, 2010, 11:04:27 PM »
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7.. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9.. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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The Outpost Cafe / Just a quiet day fishing
« on: February 05, 2010, 11:02:55 PM »

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Some of you may remember Robbie O'Brien from this thread. He teaches guitar building at Red Rocks Community College in the Denver area.

He will now be offering some private instruction in his own shop. I subscribe to his YouTube channel, otherwise I know nothing more than what you see here.


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The Outpost Cafe / 40 Finches playing guitar
« on: February 05, 2010, 09:16:55 AM »

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The Bass Zone / MOVED: Ibanez Destroyer 2495B
« on: February 04, 2010, 01:56:38 PM »

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The Outpost Cafe / The darker side of women
« on: February 04, 2010, 01:54:07 PM »
A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!'

The woman was feeling so guilty, she broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.’

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Bill's Shop: Projects, Mods & Repairs / Hobbit inlay repair
« on: February 04, 2010, 10:06:35 AM »
... is featured in Stew-Mac's Trade Secrets email newsletter this month.

Here's the HTML version: http://www.stewmac.com/tradesecrets/ts0106_inlayfix.hzml

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The Outpost Cafe / Funding an Olympics campaign
« on: February 03, 2010, 04:58:07 PM »
The sacrifices you have to make to be an Olympic taekwondo star: New Zealand Olympian puts brothel up for sale

Reserve is only a dollar, get you bids in now.

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The Bass Zone / MOVED: Hiwatt fun!
« on: February 03, 2010, 02:30:36 PM »

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The Outpost Cafe / The Beatles 3000
« on: February 02, 2010, 07:25:44 PM »
I suspect a lot of what we think we know from history may not be all that accurate. That's why I found this so funny.

Scottie was always my favorite Beatle.  8)





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The Outpost Cafe / Another iPad
« on: February 01, 2010, 10:13:49 AM »
I just found out MadTV did this in 2007.


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The Outpost Cafe / But was it crunchy?
« on: January 31, 2010, 10:36:29 AM »
Free frog in Weight Watchers meal

Looks healthy and lo-cal to me.

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The Outpost Cafe / Hitler reviews the iPad
« on: January 28, 2010, 01:31:57 PM »
And he's not happy!

Another Downfall parody. 

(warning: R-rated subtitles)


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