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Title: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: Dave W on October 10, 2017, 10:03:42 PM
Bluetooth butt plugs? (http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/hackers-can-detect-your-butt-plug-from-outside-your-house-and-turn-it-on-6971070/)  :o
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: bassilisk on October 11, 2017, 04:26:36 AM
It is episodes like this that make me even happier to be unconnected to all this technology.

I'm still looking for a rotary flip phone..... ???
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: uwe on October 11, 2017, 05:32:34 AM
This is electrifying news, thanks Dave. It does everything butt remote control then?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/QfJqfdCSEBLYA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: uwe on October 11, 2017, 05:35:53 AM
It is episodes like this that make me even happier to be unconnected to all this technology.

I'm still looking for a rotary flip phone..... ???

You know how to dial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkbudWbQ9A
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: bassilisk on October 11, 2017, 09:22:41 AM
Now that's exactly the kind of tactile response I'm looking for.

As well as a phone.... ;)
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: Pilgrim on October 11, 2017, 11:26:19 AM
I'll look forward to hearing about this on the major broadcast networks this evening.   ;)
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: uwe on October 12, 2017, 08:23:21 AM
"No, that is not my cell buzzing right now. World you like to take the call just the same?"
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: Pilgrim on October 13, 2017, 08:04:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SwNXQMoNps
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: TBird1958 on October 13, 2017, 10:36:06 AM


  I kind of like the thought of being turned on by random strangers  :-*
How do I make this happen in my neighborhood?
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: Rob on October 13, 2017, 12:57:20 PM

  I kind of like the thought of being turned on by random strangers  :-*
How do I make this happen in my neighborhood?
"Put in your blue tooth baby if you're goin out tonight"
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: Dave W on October 13, 2017, 05:57:40 PM
"Put in your blue tooth baby if you're goin out tonight"

A rewrite of Tommy Tucker's Hi Heel Sneakers?

IMHO this calls for a revival of AT&T's old Reach Out and Touch Someone commercials.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The wonders of Bluetooth technology
Post by: Rob on October 13, 2017, 07:36:36 PM
A rewrite of Tommy Tucker's Hi Heel Sneakers?

IMHO this calls for a revival of AT&T's old Reach Out and Touch Someone commercials.  :mrgreen:

Well. . . that's what I was thinking  8)