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Title: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: Dave W on February 12, 2017, 11:04:35 AM: Before buying, always read the labial.

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Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: Basvarken on February 12, 2017, 11:59:14 AM: Haha. Johnnie needs to work those labia
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: Pilgrim on February 12, 2017, 12:37:36 PM: Decorum forbids speculation about why the labials would be so red.

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Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: 4stringer77 on February 12, 2017, 02:22:25 PM: Could have been worse. Black, blue or green for instance. :P
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: Highlander on February 12, 2017, 03:59:02 PM: A lot of the "real-deal" comes from my local distillery... :toast:
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: uwe on February 13, 2017, 08:08:47 AM: Perhaps a limited edition with a specual flavor? Johnnie Worker gives those labia(l)s all attention they deserve.
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: Dave W on February 13, 2017, 09:27:17 PM: Quote from: Highlander on February 12, 2017, 03:59:02 PM
A lot of the "real-deal" comes from my local distillery... :toast:

The stuff from your local distillery doesn't have a fishy aftertaste.

A commenter at the blog where I saw this posted says it's a real knockoff from Asia, not a joke prop.
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: uwe on February 14, 2017, 07:31:00 AM: "The stuff from your local distillery doesn't have a fishy aftertaste."

Generations of women have suffered under that comment, Dave!
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: gweimer on February 14, 2017, 08:34:04 AM: Wet your lips with some Red Labial...
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: Rob on February 14, 2017, 10:59:03 AM: Quote from: Basvarken on February 12, 2017, 11:59:14 AM
Haha. Johnnie needs to work those labia
:o :o :o
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: exiledarchangel on February 15, 2017, 01:12:03 PM: So there's a worker named Johnny, and he has red lips (labial). Pretty appropriate for this forum anyway. :P
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: Dave W on February 15, 2017, 01:13:47 PM: Quote from: exiledarchangel on February 15, 2017, 01:12:03 PM
So there's a worker named Johnny, and he has red lips (labial). Pretty appropriate for this forum anyway. :P

They were originally pink.
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: exiledarchangel on February 15, 2017, 01:34:47 PM: Maybe this worker has a night job too, who knows with this economy.
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: BTL on February 15, 2017, 08:47:03 PM: Why would anybody counterfeit Johnny Walker red?
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: uwe on February 16, 2017, 07:00:51 AM: For the same reason people by Squier guitars and basses. I always wonder about that too.

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: Highlander on February 16, 2017, 05:12:04 PM: One of the worlds biggest selling spirits... QED
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: OldManC on February 18, 2017, 09:45:16 PM: For a second I thought that read "Old Crotch Whisky."

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch
Post by: exiledarchangel on February 19, 2017, 11:37:24 AM: Quote from: OldManC on February 18, 2017, 09:45:16 PM
For a second I thought that read "Old Crotch Whisky."

:mrgreen:

Maybe that's the secret ingredient...