German carpenter invents on-off contraception switch for sperm (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12083673/German-carpenter-invents-on-off-contraception-switch-for-sperm.html)
Now if he can just combine this technology with The Clapper (http://www.asseenontv.com/the-clapper/detail.php?p=295535).....
Finally, a vasectomy with an apocalypse failsafe. I'm not even kidding; my interest is piqued.
Okaaaaay ..., we don't have our reputation for cutting edge technology for nothing you know! Never mind how kill switches on wooden instruments are an acquired taste.
That said, I
- rejoice to hear that Dave, as a man his age, still takes an active, undiminished interest in questions of fertility (and how to prevent it),
- am convinced that the carpenter, when with his lady, must tie her hands (so-called bondage component to eliminate unwelcome scrotum rubbing), otherwise it's: "Baby, better not touch me there again or you might regret it in nine months from now ...".
As member of a forum dedicated to the universal scientific truth that physics cannot be fooled I further feel honor-bound to warn other members to not try any of this at home ...
(https://handyhomeowner.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/washer-hose-bulge.jpeg)
OTOH: Maybe the phrase "It just clicked between the two of us in bed!" might take on a totally new - more apprehensive - meaning in the future?
No additional plumbing for my Poodle please :-*
Anal sex, it just makes sense :gay:
Dr. Mark's easy household prescriptions for everyone:
fun's in the buns = no source of remorse!!!
No other forum puts as much light on the topic. Inspectors of truth, penetrators of subjects we are.
As Uwe would put it, another example of his penetrating wit.
Quote from: uwe on January 07, 2016, 12:12:49 PM
Dr. Mark's easy household prescriptions for everyone:
fun's in the buns = no source of remorse!!!
No other forum puts as much light on the topic. Inspectors of truth, penetrators of subjects we are.
You and your way with words ;D
Just be sure to wear one of these (http://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-The-Willy-Warmer/dp/B00E868ZWW).
Oh...! No warning, Dave...! :D
The art of producing a suitable condom has somehow gone lost in America. That is a really wooly construction there ...
Quote from: uwe on January 08, 2016, 06:53:36 AM
The art of producing a suitable condom has somehow gone lost in America. That is a really wooly construction there ...
You didn't mention that you'd purchased some during your visit - I'd imagine wool to be either good or bad under certain conditions............Outside during Winter months it could help with "shrinkage" 8)
I guess next to the pleasures of a real sheep that wooly contraption might find some stiff support after all.
Wooly? Would that be the L.L. Bean black & red plaid version?
The discreet silence of the lambs.
Quote from: uwe on January 08, 2016, 06:53:36 AM
The art of producing a suitable condom has somehow gone lost in America. That is a really wooly construction there ...
It's the Genghis Kahn Sig Model.
Quote from: Highlander on January 08, 2016, 01:13:45 AM
Oh...! No warning, Dave...! :D
An enterprising highlander could have some produced in tartan patterns for his kilted countrymen. Think about it.
How can you tell a Highlanders Clan...? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Maybe tweed would be a bit too manly...? :o