Sausalito man loses appellate ruling in motorcycle erection lawsuit (http://www.marinij.com/general-news/20151127/sausalito-man-loses-appellate-ruling-in-motorcycle-erection-lawsuit)
That's hardly news, didn't Uncle Rob already sing in the 80ies: "The engine roars between my thighs ....". Here at 0:50, a few decades later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEXVo2oKzsA
It's another plot by a German automaker.
While on the topic of priapism, is anyone aware of how they treat that? It's not pretty - especially if the first option doesn't work and they need to escalate.
Jake, now just don't do overdo it with the Viagra and all will be swell.
As regards treatment options, Doctor Matthew in 18:8 & 9 has always recommended:
"If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; it is better for you to enter life crippled or lame, than to have two hands or two feet and be cast into the eternal fire. If your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it from you. It is better for you to enter life with one eye, than to have two eyes and be cast into the fiery hell."
I'm appalled how you have obviously forgotten this, pagans of the north, tsk, tsk, tsk ...
Oh I haven't forgotten, was just reminding y'all. Your puns are tastefully subtle today, bravo, but viagra is an expense I have not required to incur just yet.
"Tastefully subtle" - I invented both. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Granny Gremlin on December 09, 2015, 06:16:56 PM
While on the topic of priapism, is anyone aware of how they treat that? It's not pretty - especially if the first option doesn't work and they need to escalate.
Gruesome
(http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o632/4stringer77/priapism_zpsrjyl0guu.jpg) (http://s1151.photobucket.com/user/4stringer77/media/priapism_zpsrjyl0guu.jpg.html)
Fair enough, but bald eagles have dislikes too.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/10/00/2F389A3500000578-0-image-a-23_1449705837655.jpg)
I find Uwe's pictures much more "deflating."
Using the ol' "bald eagle" metaphor, eh? :o
You treat priapism by whacking it with a sturdy flashlight.
EEEK! A bald mouse! Killit! :sad:
Quote from: Dave W on December 10, 2015, 12:03:12 PM
You treat priapism by whacking it with a sturdy flashlight.
Bullshit. At our age, you just enjoy it quietly and maybe call a couple of old friends to come on over quickly. Sequential happiness.
Quote from: Dave W on December 10, 2015, 12:03:12 PM
You treat priapism by whacking it with a sturdy flashlight.
I thought you were supposed to whack it with a Bible? Either way, my wife never complained about the vibes from our Harleys. She seemed pleased to ride anytime I suggested it! Over 50,000 miles one year! Whew! :toast:
Dat 'splains the smiles while riding. ;)
Dave's misuse of household appliances to combat massed blood allocations seems utterly counter-intuitive to me, but then Minnesotans are a strange people. Winters are long, cold and dark there too.
(http://toolguyd.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Coast-A25-LED-Flashlight-Tail-Cap-Unscrewed.jpg)
Oh, jah?
Well, okay, then.....
(http://www.monologuedb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Frances-McDormand-Marge-Olmstead-Gunderson-Fargo.jpg)
Quote from: Pilgrim on December 11, 2015, 09:12:50 AM
Dat 'splains the smiles while riding. ;)
You bet! Miles o' smiles. ;D
Quote from: uwe on December 11, 2015, 10:49:31 AM
Dave's misuse of household appliances to combat massed blood allocations seems utterly counter-intuitive to me, but then Minnesotans are a strange people. Winters are long, cold and dark there too.
(http://toolguyd.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Coast-A25-LED-Flashlight-Tail-Cap-Unscrewed.jpg)
When I was in college working part time as a psychiatric aide at a county mental hospital, I would make nightly rounds (bed check) with a full-timer who had worked there for at least a dozen years. There was this one patient, a schizophrenic whose brain had been damaged beyond repair by alcoholism. But despite his incoherent babbling, one body part was usually "alert" and my partner would whack it with her flashlight every time this happened. ;D I never bothered to ask her if it was an approved medical procedure!
"When I was in college working part time as a psychiatric aide at a county mental hospital ..."So you had pertinent work experience before taking on the job of the Administrator here, huh? :popcorn: I never knew, I though it was talent, but it now seems to me that you are following a CALLING ...
Can't you change your avatar description to ...
"Chief Warden"? :mrgreen:
(http://thecitizenslaststand.com/files/2015/01/Nurse-Ratched-Unsung-Films-1.jpeg) Time for your meds .......
Quote from: uwe on December 15, 2015, 10:26:57 AM
"When I was in college working part time as a psychiatric aide at a county mental hospital ..."
So you had pertinent work experience before taking on the job of the Administrator here, huh? :popcorn: I never knew, I though it was talent, but it now seems to me that you are following a CALLING ...
Can't you change your avatar description to ...
"Chief Warden"? :mrgreen:
That's even better than Chief Zookeeper.