If there is one place I could think of to post this, it's here at the LBO. ;D
Chocolate butthole...
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a35819/not-sure-what-to-get-for-valentines-day-how-about-a-chocolate-butthole/?src=TrueAnth_COSMO_TW&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_content=dFkT0U&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter#!dFkT0U (http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a35819/not-sure-what-to-get-for-valentines-day-how-about-a-chocolate-butthole/?src=TrueAnth_COSMO_TW&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_content=dFkT0U&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter#!dFkT0U)
I'm sure this signals the incipient end of the world. :P
Look and behole!!!
Edible Anus is another great band name.
The unstoppable descent of this forum of forums into the netherworld of sodomy is living proof how one bad apple ... - Maaaaaaark!!!
HEY!
We resemble that remark!!
(http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt8/MovieJoe/MovieJoe008/0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacurly_zpsa5db5591.jpg)
You can always trust something from...Uranus... :o
Especially if it's nothing but whole!
I'm totally stealing those last two! :D
Prisoner 1 - What are you in for...
Prisoner 2 - Moider...
Prisoner 1 - Disgusting...!
Prisoner 2 - So? What you in fo'?
Prisoner 1 - Buggery...!
Prisoner 2 - That's sick! How low can you get...!
Prisoner 1 - Ooh, about a dachshund...
Yes... I think we have achieved a new low...