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Title: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Aussie Mark on January 29, 2015, 04:18:54 PM
It works for Gwyneth ...

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/gwyneth-paltrows-advice-get-a-vagina-steam/story-fn907478-1227201653301
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: uwe on January 29, 2015, 06:22:06 PM
This topic will certainly tongue its way to some steamy comments.

I do fear highly inappropriate pictures though of the sort of poor, soiled and juvenile humor we have sadly come to expect here.

(http://www.recapo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/steamed-clams-f.png)

(http://www.creativecookingcorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mussels3.jpg)

(http://chanawagner.com/dunkin_donuts.jpg)


With these concerns in mind (and tongue planted firmly between cheeks), The Full Steam Vaginas still seems like a good band name to me.
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: TBird1958 on January 29, 2015, 07:07:39 PM

I'm very happy to see there's something for the "other" orifice  :o


If it feels good... Do it!
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: uwe on January 29, 2015, 07:11:57 PM
Such hedonism incitement from expected quarters/usual suspects aside, the new practice should be applied with moderation and restraint.

(http://llbartlett.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345202e069e2015435652465970c-800wi)
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Dave W on January 29, 2015, 08:38:08 PM
Her open-mouthed look in the first pic... is she imitating what her "V" looks like after steaming?

$64 a session? Wouldn't it be cheaper and cleaner at One Hour Martinizing?
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Pilgrim on January 29, 2015, 09:38:20 PM
I thought it was common knowledge that steam cleaning is good for .....rugs.  :o
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: TBird1958 on January 29, 2015, 10:31:40 PM


I've never steamed the Poodle,  just keep it trimmed  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: chromium on January 29, 2015, 11:05:19 PM
That announcement should take some pressure off these guys :rimshot:

(https://www.stanleysteemer.com/~/media/Images/SSI/Image-Gallery/hardwood620x316.jpg)
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: John Schoen on January 29, 2015, 11:48:37 PM
Joanna Lumley talked about a similar device in the Graham Norton show. She used to have a travel show and across this Sudanese tradition. Fast forward 30 seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ok9nPEsD0w?t=30
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: 66Atlas on January 30, 2015, 04:20:45 AM
After some digging I found their training video....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1wwzwvfsC0
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Granny Gremlin on January 30, 2015, 07:16:10 AM
I knew this thread would be a groaner. :-\
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: uwe on January 30, 2015, 07:51:20 AM
Dealing with Gwyneth, it shouldn't have been posted here in the first place, cherished members still feel raw about her. Very sad.

There is even more collateral damage to deal with though: Will I ever again be able to innocently watch a woman handle the milk frothing nozzle of a cappucino machine without ulterior thoughts in my brain?  :-\

And they have lowered prices at the "hol(e)istic spa" too ...

(http://www.tikkunspa.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tikkun_jan2015_web.jpg)
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: TBird1958 on January 30, 2015, 04:22:07 PM

I'm sure everything goes better once you've had your V steamed  :P





Or, had a steamed V.
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Highlander on January 30, 2015, 04:39:53 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phGtN72POE  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Rob on January 30, 2015, 05:16:01 PM
Atta Boy Kenny! 8)
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: uwe on January 30, 2015, 05:20:55 PM
It's only a question of time until Henry J introduces the Flying V Steam - foist the moist one!
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Highlander on January 30, 2015, 05:26:05 PM
Gonna play havoc with the electronics, I promise ya...

(http://loschaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Spock-Live-Long-and-Prosper.jpg)
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Dave W on January 30, 2015, 08:52:33 PM
I'd rather think about a Flying V than Gwyneth's steamed V.

"Women should no more steam their vaginas than flush them with Lysol." (http://nypost.com/2015/01/30/gwyneth-paltrow-steaming-her-vagina-is-the-best-thing-shes-done-in-years/)
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Lightyear on January 31, 2015, 09:31:00 AM
Quote from: Dave W on January 29, 2015, 08:38:08 PM
Her open-mouthed look in the first pic... is she imitating what her "V" looks like after steaming?

$64 a session? Wouldn't it be cheaper and cleaner at One Hour Martinizing?

Hey, I have old vaporizer and a plastic lawn chair.  Two minutes with my jigsaw and I'm in bidness! 8)  I'll be competitive at $49.95!
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Dave W on January 31, 2015, 09:04:11 PM
Quote from: Lightyear on January 31, 2015, 09:31:00 AM
Hey, I have old vaporizer and a plastic lawn chair.  Two minutes with my jigsaw and I'm in bidness! 8)  I'll be competitive at $49.95!

I'm sorry I don't have my Wagner wallpaper steamer any more.
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Pilgrim on February 01, 2015, 08:47:32 AM
Add a little Vicks Vaporub for a cheap thrill!
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Lightyear on February 01, 2015, 09:35:58 AM
Quote from: Pilgrim on February 01, 2015, 08:47:32 AM
Add a little Vicks Vaporub for a cheap thrill!

Nope!  ;D  That is an added service - $9.95!  $19.95 if they want the Ben Gay or Tiger balm muscle rub added  ;)
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Pilgrim on February 01, 2015, 12:00:21 PM
So, as the Pythons say, the elephant garlic add-on would be "right out."
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: Aussie Mark on February 01, 2015, 03:44:37 PM
Quote from: uwe on January 30, 2015, 07:51:20 AM
(http://www.tikkunspa.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tikkun_jan2015_web.jpg)

"V(i) Peel: Improve tone, texture and reduce hyper pigmentation"

Seems like great value for $195!
Title: Re: They're all virgins after a bath
Post by: godofthunder on February 12, 2015, 10:01:38 PM
   LA ............... say no more.