It works for Gwyneth ...
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/gwyneth-paltrows-advice-get-a-vagina-steam/story-fn907478-1227201653301
This topic will certainly tongue its way to some steamy comments.
I do fear highly inappropriate pictures though of the sort of poor, soiled and juvenile humor we have sadly come to expect here.
(http://www.recapo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/steamed-clams-f.png)
(http://www.creativecookingcorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mussels3.jpg)
(http://chanawagner.com/dunkin_donuts.jpg)
With these concerns in mind (and tongue planted firmly between cheeks), The Full Steam Vaginas still seems like a good band name to me.
I'm very happy to see there's something for the "other" orifice :o
If it feels good... Do it!
Such hedonism incitement from expected quarters/usual suspects aside, the new practice should be applied with moderation and restraint.
(http://llbartlett.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345202e069e2015435652465970c-800wi)
Her open-mouthed look in the first pic... is she imitating what her "V" looks like after steaming?
$64 a session? Wouldn't it be cheaper and cleaner at One Hour Martinizing?
I thought it was common knowledge that steam cleaning is good for .....rugs. :o
I've never steamed the Poodle, just keep it trimmed :mrgreen:
That announcement should take some pressure off these guys :rimshot:
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Joanna Lumley talked about a similar device in the Graham Norton show. She used to have a travel show and across this Sudanese tradition. Fast forward 30 seconds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ok9nPEsD0w?t=30
After some digging I found their training video....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1wwzwvfsC0
I knew this thread would be a groaner. :-\
Dealing with Gwyneth, it shouldn't have been posted here in the first place, cherished members still feel raw about her. Very sad.
There is even more collateral damage to deal with though: Will I ever again be able to innocently watch a woman handle the milk frothing nozzle of a cappucino machine without ulterior thoughts in my brain? :-\
And they have lowered prices at the "hol(e)istic spa" too ...
(http://www.tikkunspa.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tikkun_jan2015_web.jpg)
I'm sure everything goes better once you've had your V steamed :P
Or, had a steamed V.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phGtN72POE :mrgreen:
Atta Boy Kenny! 8)
It's only a question of time until Henry J introduces the Flying V Steam - foist the moist one!
Gonna play havoc with the electronics, I promise ya...
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I'd rather think about a Flying V than Gwyneth's steamed V.
"Women should no more steam their vaginas than flush them with Lysol." (http://nypost.com/2015/01/30/gwyneth-paltrow-steaming-her-vagina-is-the-best-thing-shes-done-in-years/)
Quote from: Dave W on January 29, 2015, 08:38:08 PM
Her open-mouthed look in the first pic... is she imitating what her "V" looks like after steaming?
$64 a session? Wouldn't it be cheaper and cleaner at One Hour Martinizing?
Hey, I have old vaporizer and a plastic lawn chair. Two minutes with my jigsaw and I'm in bidness! 8) I'll be competitive at $49.95!
Quote from: Lightyear on January 31, 2015, 09:31:00 AM
Hey, I have old vaporizer and a plastic lawn chair. Two minutes with my jigsaw and I'm in bidness! 8) I'll be competitive at $49.95!
I'm sorry I don't have my Wagner wallpaper steamer any more.
Add a little Vicks Vaporub for a cheap thrill!
Quote from: Pilgrim on February 01, 2015, 08:47:32 AM
Add a little Vicks Vaporub for a cheap thrill!
Nope! ;D That is an added service - $9.95! $19.95 if they want the Ben Gay or Tiger balm muscle rub added ;)
So, as the Pythons say, the elephant garlic add-on would be "right out."
Quote from: uwe on January 30, 2015, 07:51:20 AM
(http://www.tikkunspa.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tikkun_jan2015_web.jpg)
"V(i) Peel: Improve tone, texture and reduce hyper pigmentation"
Seems like great value for $195!
LA ............... say no more.