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Title: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: Dave W on July 05, 2014, 07:23:54 AM
Plants can ‘hear’ themselves being eaten (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2677858/Bad-news-vegetarians-Plants-hear-eaten.html)

I had a salad last night. Then I read this and decided I'd better sleep with one eye open, just in case.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: Highlander on July 06, 2014, 02:50:55 PM
 :o

Grass knows when you've been mowing grass somewhere else, man...
Title: Re: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: Pilgrim on July 06, 2014, 02:52:14 PM
Dave visits some of the weirdest websites.....

But speaking of non-vegetarians, I just put about two pounds of ribs marinated in apple and lemon juice into the smoker with a nice rub on top.

(And anticipating the comebacks, don't any of you go rubbing my smoker!)
Title: Re: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: Highlander on July 06, 2014, 03:03:51 PM
Ah... the chef's special sauce er... marinade...
Title: Re: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: nofi on July 06, 2014, 07:21:52 PM
sounds tasty. too bad for me i don't eat meat, or much of anything else that is nutrious. that would make me a junkatarian. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: Pilgrim on July 06, 2014, 07:27:50 PM
sounds tasty. too bad for me i don't eat meat, or much of anything else that is nutrious. that would make me a junkatarian. :rolleyes:

Hostess chocolate cupcakes are an antidote to that.
Title: Re: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: mc2NY on July 07, 2014, 01:18:10 AM
Does this mean we will have PETV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) throwing chlorophyll on people as they sit at sidewalk bistros eating salads?

....and we cannot abuse drummers anymore?

"Vegetable Rights," man! Far out.
Title: Do Fear the Reaper ...
Post by: uwe on July 07, 2014, 05:52:45 AM
I draw to everyone's attention that under the same logic a hemp plant just threatend with being "reaped" would be well adivised to decrease its narcotic content to make itself more unattractive for harvest. Which means: Be good to your "sweet leaves", talk gently to them ("nothing will ever happen to you", "our relationship is just smoking") and then when the little THC bearer is unsuspecting and high - slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!!!!


(http://c4dnetwork.com/board/attachment.php?s=68b07ab5f995a4939627fd1da8df3be1&attachmentid=29295&stc=1&d=1302462623)
Title: Re: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: Highlander on July 07, 2014, 03:58:54 PM
... too bad for me i don't eat meat...

VegiNofian... ;D
Title: Re: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: uwe on July 08, 2014, 05:51:20 AM
That's why he is always a little grumpy.  8)
Title: Re: Bad news for you vegetarians
Post by: Pilgrim on July 08, 2014, 11:56:48 AM
I eat both types of food - I'm a CarniBeer.