Lightning blows breasts off Venus de Milo statue (http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/lightning-blows-breasts-off-nts-iconic-venus-de-milo-statue/story-fndo20i0-1226548881543)
Strewth...! I think we overdid it with the sherry...
I offer the ending quote from the story as a conversation starter:
"I might mount (the breasts) and hang them in my office."
;)
Our maker needs to work on his beauty surgeon skills, sending a lightning was perhaps a bit too hefty? Talk about invasive steps.
"Everything disintegrated but the breasts"
I tell you, that's the real source of woman power.
I thought about a Who line but was laughing too loud