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Title: Fit to be tied
Post by: Dave W on January 06, 2013, 05:48:56 PM
Priest handcuffs himself (http://illinoistimes.com/Springfield/article-10900-tied-up-at-the-moment.html)

I'm sure it was a complete accident, no role playing or sexual connotation at all, no sir.  ;D
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: uwe on January 07, 2013, 01:43:39 PM
I believe he could do nothing about the situation, his hands were tied.
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: Aussie Mark on January 07, 2013, 03:16:47 PM
Maybe he was getting ready to audition for the lead singer role in INXS.
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: Dave W on January 07, 2013, 07:44:00 PM
Quote from: Aussie Mark on January 07, 2013, 03:16:47 PM
Maybe he was getting ready to audition for the lead singer role in INXS.

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: Highlander on January 08, 2013, 03:45:10 PM
I guess he'll just have to hang-in there and see what happens...
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: uwe on January 09, 2013, 06:20:04 PM
No doubt he was getting into the swing of things you mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYecJKX2Z2Y
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: Dave W on January 10, 2013, 10:22:48 AM
Let's not be too judgmental here, remember this was just an accident.

And next month he'll probably call police after accidentally sitting on a butt plug.
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: uwe on January 10, 2013, 11:14:52 AM
Yeah, sighed, sealed, but undelivered.
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: Highlander on January 10, 2013, 03:47:45 PM
That's a bit below the belt, Sir...
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: uwe on January 10, 2013, 03:49:47 PM
Dave plugged the butt, not me! I just observed and heeded of consequences as is my professional duty here and elsewhere.
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: Highlander on January 10, 2013, 04:03:27 PM
No ifs, no butts... some things are best left unobserved... ;D
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: uwe on January 10, 2013, 04:07:17 PM
Now we're stuck on the subject and it seems to be widening.
Title: Re: Fit to be tied
Post by: Highlander on January 10, 2013, 05:31:47 PM
It seems fitting that I butt-out at this point as I have a nice day at the seaside cleaning cameras tomorrow... auf wiedersehen...