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Title: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Bionic-Joe on February 01, 2012, 07:25:59 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1964-Custom-Sunset-Yellow-Epiphone-Embassy-Bass-like-Gibson-Thunderbird-IV-Bass-/230740316796?pt=Guitar&hash=item35b931d27c#ht_500wt_1156
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: TBird1958 on February 01, 2012, 07:37:43 PM



 I don't have anything nice to say......................













So, I'll be down here, doing this instead   :puke:
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: godofthunder on February 01, 2012, 08:10:03 PM
  Thing looks like it's got a hard on lasting longer than 4 hours, quick get a Dr.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: gweimer on February 01, 2012, 09:01:47 PM
I'll bet the guy that was hired to do the work was crying the whole time.  It would be so much easier and cheaper to use an S strap or hang a Crown Royal Bag for ballast. 
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Dave W on February 01, 2012, 09:09:22 PM
We've all seen a lot worse things done to basses. At least the original bass is still there, it just has "enhancement."

From the pics, it looks professionally done, I recognize the names of those who did the work, they're all established businesses.

All depends on the reserve. They won't get anywhere near what an all-original would get, but maybe they're not expecting to.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: eb2 on February 01, 2012, 09:22:44 PM
It took a lot of time, money and well-know talent to turn that into a piece of crap.

I guess you could remove the prosthetic boner.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Pilgrim on February 01, 2012, 09:44:58 PM
Definitely puts the Fender "boner bass" to shame.  More "bass enhancement" would be needed to catch up.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: exiledarchangel on February 02, 2012, 02:35:17 AM
Its a bananabass! :D
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Stjofön Big on February 02, 2012, 02:57:31 AM
A great bass is hiding in that ugly m-f! What a stupid idea! As Gary says, there's ways to avoid any form of neck-heavyness...
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Bionic-Joe on February 02, 2012, 05:35:38 AM
Should have just been a MAN about it and left it alone. Any real T Bird owners know how to deal with this problem...it's called...Manning up!!!
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Barklessdog on February 02, 2012, 05:40:24 AM
Gave it manhood or a banana.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: slinkp on February 02, 2012, 08:24:36 AM
I bet it's a great bass if you just have your eyes surgically removed.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Dave W on February 02, 2012, 09:02:50 AM
Looking at it again, if the extended horn had curved inwards, it wouldn't look quite so bad. Sticking out to the side like that, it looks sort of like a Wankwick Corvette. Ugh.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Bionic-Joe on February 02, 2012, 10:37:18 AM
It looks like a Big Penis...they should have painted it pink for cryin' out loud...lame lame lame...the problem is....is the original hoprn still there???? or did the wanker chop it off and graft that Penis onto it?
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: TBird1958 on February 02, 2012, 02:05:57 PM
It looks like a Big Penis...they should have painted it pink for cryin' out loud...lame lame lame...the problem is....is the original hoprn still there???? or did the wanker chop it off and graft that Penis onto it?



 Sex Change anyone?  ;)
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Bionic-Joe on February 02, 2012, 02:42:50 PM
Or at least..Penile Reduction!!! (Is there even such a thing??? I mean..really?????? If there was such an operation.....Who would????)
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: 4005 on February 02, 2012, 02:45:16 PM
Well, it’s got a bigger dick then most Warwicks I’ve seen
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Dave W on February 02, 2012, 04:17:54 PM


 Sex Change anyone?  ;)

It already has a front entry into the control cavity.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: FrankieTbird on February 02, 2012, 04:19:12 PM
Crazy!  I've sometimes wondered why some people are so concerned with neck dive?  I mean - you're holding onto the neck when you're playing anyway, what's the big deal?  How many people are just standing in front of the mirror with a Thunderbird strapped on and NOT playing it?  WTF?  Rant over.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Highlander on February 02, 2012, 04:50:10 PM
Mark's already got a big pinkie...

As for trans-gender, my RD's already suffered enough...
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Dave W on February 02, 2012, 10:24:50 PM
Crazy!  I've sometimes wondered why some people are so concerned with neck dive?  I mean - you're holding onto the neck when you're playing anyway, what's the big deal?  How many people are just standing in front of the mirror with a Thunderbird strapped on and NOT playing it?  WTF?  Rant over.

It's a big deal to me. I want to play it, not to have to hold it in position to keep it from heading to the floor. YMMV.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: godofthunder on February 03, 2012, 04:01:05 AM
  Neck dive is not a big deal to me .........................a bass feels weird to me if it doesn't ;)
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: fur85 on February 03, 2012, 06:50:17 AM
It looks a little funny but I kinda like it. I suspect it plays and sounds great whilst hanging well. I wouldn't pay what I expect the reserve is though. Vintage guys would know better than me, but I would guess that it has little to no extra value for being "vintage", except maybe for some of the parts.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Pilgrim on February 03, 2012, 09:10:07 AM
  Neck dive is not a big deal to me .........................a bass feels weird to me if it doesn't ;)

I suspect that's a requisite attitude for T-Bird owners.   ;)
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: Barklessdog on February 03, 2012, 10:23:16 AM
Could always convert it back, but who knows whats under that paint?
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: TBird1958 on February 03, 2012, 04:56:33 PM
Could always convert it back, but who knows whats under that paint?



 Goo............Lots of hardend goo.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: uwe on February 09, 2012, 05:44:37 AM
I'm fully erect at the sight of it. Doesn't look half-bad and makes ergonomic sense.
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: exiledarchangel on February 09, 2012, 07:34:12 AM
Germans and good taste dont mix :P
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: uwe on February 09, 2012, 03:54:40 PM
It's like being Greek and only spending what you've actually got, really. Opposite concepts. ; - )

Exilearch€uro ...
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: exiledarchangel on February 09, 2012, 04:03:16 PM
Lifes short, go get another loan/credit card/whatever :D
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: uwe on February 10, 2012, 03:59:06 AM
What "No" in 1940? Didn't we only come to unselfishly help out - as we tend to do - in 1941? How you ruined Operation Barbarossa for us too!  :-\
Title: Re: What the hell did they do to this Embassy?????
Post by: exiledarchangel on February 10, 2012, 02:25:36 PM
Hey when times are hard you can always trust us to do the right thing! :D