You can buy 'em here (http://www.abebooks.co.uk/books/weird/index.shtml).
I'm thinking of ordering The Haunted Vagina. Or maybe The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories.
There's even a bass book in there.
I followed your link, and then looked at The Haunted Vagina you spoke of. Then I looked at google and read some of the titles of the author's other works. The Haunted Vagina is his 14th novel. Look at (http://www.amazon.com/Carlton-Mellick-III/e/B002BMAZDW/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1) some of the other intriguing titles he's penned.
I get the impression he might be the Troma of the literary world.
I guess I'd like to ask, did the literary world NEED a Troma?
I don't think any of his books will be classics. :o
Quote from: Dave W on December 29, 2009, 11:46:14 PM
I don't think any of his books will be classics. :o
I hope you're right, but you sure as hell never know. One of last years biggest sellers was some book on how to defend yourself against Zombie attacks. I don't recall the title but my kid treats it like it was the family bible ??? :sad:
Rick
we have a book listing odd titled books. two i remember are " bomb proof your horse " and " stray shopping carts of the eastern united states" (field indentification manual).
Quote from: nofi on December 30, 2009, 06:31:56 AM
we have a book listing odd titled books. two i remember are " bomb proof your horse " and " stray shopping carts of the eastern united states" (field indentification manual).
I can hear the critics now " I laughed, I cried, I kissed ten bucks goodbye. I couldn't put it down , a real nail biter. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time" .
Ya gotta wash that sticky stuff off your hands, quit bittinng your nails and for Gods' sake get some Preparation H, is what I say ;)
Rick
Quote from: nofi on December 30, 2009, 06:31:56 AM
we have a book listing odd titled books. two i remember are " bomb proof your horse " and " stray shopping carts of the eastern united states" (field indentification manual).
Both of those are on this page too.
Neither sounds as entertaining as Why Do I Vomit? or The Pop-Up Book of Phobias.
Doug's book is there!
http://www.abebooks.co.uk/search/isbn/9781932595185/sortby/3
Quote from: abebooks.comThe Haunted Vagina
I think I used to date her :o
Quote from: Barklessdog on December 30, 2009, 03:39:47 PM
Doug's book is there!
http://www.abebooks.co.uk/search/isbn/9781932595185/sortby/3
Yeah, he's some famous bigshot type now.................... :sad: