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Title: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: Dave W on November 21, 2009, 09:34:25 AM
Peruvian gang kills people for their fat (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2010311625_apltperumurderring.html)  :o

Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: OldManC on November 21, 2009, 07:32:25 PM
Note to self: Cancel travel to Peru.
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: bobyoung on November 22, 2009, 12:12:55 AM
Jeez, no one ever approached me while I lived there in Lima, I have some they could have grabbed ;D
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: Barklessdog on November 22, 2009, 04:05:49 AM
They would have a field day in Orlando. So much fat so little time.
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: Highlander on November 22, 2009, 08:51:10 AM
No wonder that Paddington Bear moved to London...
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: clankenstein on November 22, 2009, 03:40:10 PM
those fellas have the wrong business model.suck the fat out then send them a bill that kills them.works well in harley st.
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: Dave W on November 22, 2009, 05:27:51 PM
I wonder if funeral directors will see this as a new revenue source.

It might be disconcerting to the bereaved if you tell them dear old Aunt Agatha's body fat might come back as an enriched shampoo.
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: Denis on November 23, 2009, 10:05:16 AM
Quote from: Dave W on November 21, 2009, 09:34:25 AM
Peruvian gang kills people for their fat (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2010311625_apltperumurderring.html)  :o

Rule Number One about Fight Club is no one talks about Fight Club.
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: leftybass on November 23, 2009, 01:00:21 PM
Quote from: Denis on November 23, 2009, 10:05:16 AM
Rule Number One about Fight Club is no one talks about Fight Club.

Dont you mean Fat Club.
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: Highlander on November 23, 2009, 02:45:17 PM
No, Ronn, that's the PC repair doods... you know, the ones you see "air-mousing" at Microsurft conventions...  ;D
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: leftybass on November 23, 2009, 02:57:13 PM
Quote from: Kenny Five-O on November 23, 2009, 02:45:17 PM
No, Ronn, that's the PC repair doods... you know, the ones you see "air-mousing" at Microsurft conventions...  ;D

Ah, well, as the kids say these days, "My bad"!  ;D
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: Highlander on November 23, 2009, 03:08:46 PM
Caught me there, back... had to look that one up...  :P

It's that sheltered life us Brits lead...  ;)
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: Dave W on December 03, 2009, 02:09:38 PM
Turns out this was all a hoax (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/perus-human-fat-killers-were-invented-to-cover-up-deaths-1833160.html), allegedly to cover up extrajudicial killings by police.
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: uwe on December 07, 2009, 04:39:38 AM
Not sure whether I find police crime more reassuring ...
Title: Re: Another reason to keep dieting
Post by: Denis on December 07, 2009, 08:43:31 AM
Quote from: leftybass on November 23, 2009, 01:00:21 PM
Dont you mean Fat Club.

Ah, yes. I stand corrected!