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That picture of the disembodied head is ridiculous. I can't imagine it would be popular with heterosexual women like that. Gay men on the other hand would probably get behind it (or rather get it behind them). Gene would probably reconsider in that case.
That's one of things that one would like to UN-see.
Can it also breathe fire when the action gets hotter (than hell) and subsequently spit blood for a balming effect?
Can it speak one of his more romantic, yet succinct lyrics such as I wanna put my log in your fireplace!?
Gene has made many women very happy. Like the one time a mother brought along her daughter to his hotel room and Gene showed no sign of ageism whatsoever. Or his tireless campaigning for the First Amendment and freedom of religious self-expression when he followed a Catholic novice's chaste request to adorn himself with his stage-makeup and regalia before taking her from behind, all a Jewish kid from Brooklyn could ever ask for ... as The Demon modestly put it, showing the young-Jesus-bride-to-be the deeper meaning of the Abraham Accords.
Amen.
That should be marketed by Gwyneth's company.
SLURP! from GOOP!
Quote from: 4stringer77 on July 02, 2025, 07:31:48 AMThat picture of the disembodied head is ridiculous. I can't imagine it would be popular with heterosexual women like that. Gay men on the other hand would probably get behind it (or rather get it behind them). Gene would probably reconsider in that case.
Sorry, being a Gay man does not automatically attract one to lewd crap like this, much less a Hetro Dinosaur like Gene. Seriously, your reasoning is insulting and to shows a real mental deficiency on your part.
In the past, when we discussed rim shots here, it had mostly to do with drumming, what went wrong?! 😂
Anyway, a quick market review has revealed to me that electric tongues are dual use no matter which side of the fence you're on:
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You're right, I have no authority on deciding what gay men may or may not like. I was just entertaining a scenario that would turn the tables on the situation for comedic effect. Sorry if I offended anyone. Perhaps I should have mused that Gene's straight male fans would be more interested in a Demon tossed salad.
Thank you, but so much about the tongue as an organ is still unknown.
"She put her hands upon her breasts
And they were small and hard and young
And everywhere she touched, she felt the fire
Waiting for the answer that must surely come
Is this the way to love?
Or is this just the way to die?
Speak to me in many voices
Make them all sound like one
Let me see your sacred mysteries
Reveal to me the Unknown Tongue"BÖC and their "college dorm porn" lyrics! 🤣