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Title: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: Dave W on May 01, 2025, 08:30:49 AM
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: ilan on May 01, 2025, 12:49:59 PM
This can't be good for the fretting hand.
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: Alanko on May 01, 2025, 02:28:24 PM
The feller in the green shirt has a strong reich hand!
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: uwe on May 02, 2025, 11:05:44 AM
You guys are not serious that you only hear of this now, right? Fingerhakeln has existed since the dawn of man (which in Bavaria took place a little later than everywhere else, it is still very much work in progress there). In the bad old days, it was the rural poor man's version of dueling, designed to even resolve disputes.

Given current US division, you should perhaps take it up too for just that? You could wear helmets and athletic supporters with it and have scantily clad girls dancing at the side of the field, so it feels a bit more familiar, no? 😈

Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: Son of Dave W on May 02, 2025, 11:32:01 AM
Quote from: uwe on May 02, 2025, 11:05:44 AMYou could wear helmets and athletic supporters with it and have scantily clad girls dancing at the side of the field, so it feels a bit more familiar, no? 😈


Well, that would be preferable to drunken Fussball hooligans at the side of the field  ;D  sign me up for the scantily clad girls, bitte.
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: Pilgrim on May 02, 2025, 05:26:51 PM
Quote from: uwe on May 02, 2025, 11:05:44 AMYou guys are not serious that you only hear of this now, right? Fingerhakeln has existed since the dawn of man (which in Bavaria took place a little later than everywhere else, it is still very much work in progress there). In the bad old days, it was the rural poor man's version of dueling, designed to even resolve disputes.

Given current US division, you should perhaps take it up too for just that? You could wear helmets and athletic supporters with it and have scantily clad girls dancing at the side of the field, so it feels a bit more familiar, no? 😈



I played fingerhakeln in high school in the 1960s.  Been around a very long time.  Hurts, too.
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: Dave W on May 03, 2025, 03:01:00 AM
Well, I had never heard of it. Obviously I've lived a sheltered life.
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: Alanko on May 03, 2025, 05:58:35 AM
Fingerhakeln? I hardly know herhakeln!
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: uwe on May 03, 2025, 08:35:33 AM
Alanko, your dirty mind never fails to impress!

SoDW: You're right, hooliganism is a scourge over here.

I'm blessed with never having to root for any sports team - whether passive or active, sports drive my boredom to tears.

Edith - a raging soccer fan, her daughter even works in the media department of a professional team - sometimes drags me to a game and I periodically succumb because that is what you do in a good marriage. I then sit there, totally detached from the proceedings, and she will eventually go: "You really don't care, do you?" 😂

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Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: doombass on May 04, 2025, 03:51:32 PM
That's "fingerkrok" in Swedish, translates to fingerhook in English. Used to do that in younger school years. But nothing attached between. We just hooked the fingers together
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: uwe on May 04, 2025, 04:29:14 PM
Quote from: doombass on May 04, 2025, 03:51:32 PMBut nothing attached between. We just hooked the fingers together ...

Sounds like a Swedish porn flick.

In Germany too there are adult pastimes with and without rope.
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: Pilgrim on May 05, 2025, 09:57:32 AM
Like many German sports, it's slightly sadomasochistic....
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: uwe on May 05, 2025, 05:52:07 PM
Your point being?

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Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: Pilgrim on May 06, 2025, 10:07:38 AM
Just noting the cultural ambience.

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Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: exiledarchangel on May 08, 2025, 01:45:09 PM
Wow, just another example of germans missing the whole "hobbies are fun" thing... WARUM Uwe, WARUM????
Title: Re: A new sport for Uwe
Post by: uwe on May 08, 2025, 01:58:57 PM
It's a Befehl, what can you do?