To me it's a rational thing. If you can't aim, please take a seat.
This is a serious subject and it demands intense contemplation. But for your benefit, I will leak some info:
Don't believe everything you read. No, I don't sit down. I even tend to pee separately (standing) after I have taken a dump (multitasking is NOT a male forte). I told my wife there are biological reasons with men for this. Gullible girl she is, she believes it.
Uwe has a
Urinal too, take a look:
(https://www.badshop.de/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/e/e/eeGeberit_Renova_Plan_Urinal_Abgang_nach_hinten_wei_KeraTect-_B_325_H_580_T_300_2.jpg)
It has a lid. You open it. You discharge (or as I call it:
bringing the ole eel to the water hole).
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/212efab6852d0d2e0a70c9c88e58acfb/tumblr_o0h08vnORe1rvj6gdo1_400.gif)
Afterwards you close the lid, it's pneumatic and triggers the flush. Very practical. We also have a garden btw if the distance is too great.
Sitzpinkeln really is like playing bass with your fingers, it's a step backward from evolutionary advancement. Regression can never be a cause for celebration.
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Protect European culture and traditions!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqUYPgYcgDQ
I learned decades ago that when making a midnight pee run, it is less noisy and therefore less likely to wake your partner if one voids while seated.
I thought Yellow River was written by I.P. Daily. Or was it I.P Freely?
It was one of my favorite songs in 1970.
Nice article about Jeff Christie awhile back: I Wrote That: Christie - Yellow River (https://www.prsformusic.com/m-magazine/features/i-wrote-that-christie-yellow-river). I didn't know that he wrote it for the Tremeloes and that the recording is actually Jeff Christie singing over the Tremeloes backing. They had recorded it but sat on it.