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Title: Science strikes again
Post by: Dave W on May 06, 2021, 12:56:00 AM
Snout clout: Larger noses equal larger penises, according to study  (https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/snout-clout-larger-noses-equal-larger-penises-study-says/)

The mention of tallywackers brings this to mind.

https://youtu.be/zbedV0cPajg
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 06, 2021, 08:50:10 AM
But that's an old scientific fact!

There is a rhyme in Germany and it goes like this:

"An der Nase eines Mannes
Erkennt man seinen Johannes"


Which translates loosely as something like "Richard's nose is Dick's size."

Of course, both organs share commonalities. Not only can both smell, but their connective tissue degrades over time. While not the most tidy of appearances, the ensuing process does create an impression of increased size. Also, alas!, gravity takes its toll, with age things hang lower reinforcing the above perception.

So there is hope for all of us.

But that you only find out about this now, liebe Amerikaner, was it another thing you weren't allowed to learn at school - like the Evolution Theory?  :popcorn: Well, here it's more a case of devolution.

Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: 4stringer77 on May 06, 2021, 09:03:29 AM
I guess that explains why Jimmy Durante seemed so chipper. Karl Malden must have been something else too.  ;D
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: Basvarken on May 06, 2021, 11:26:57 AM
Rod & Ron must be happy men...  :mrgreen:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/60/be/1a60be6e9b9c4add836da0191c553a1f.jpg)
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: TBird1958 on May 06, 2021, 12:24:02 PM


Why do ya think they call him "Rod"  ;D
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 06, 2021, 01:59:21 PM
Ken Hensley wins nose down.

(https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Fde88306a-2424-11eb-bb49-9a393f31c7ae.jpg?crop=4036%2C2270%2C798%2C387&resize=1180)

(http://markus-hagner-photography.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Z_EO6C91651.jpg)

(https://www.udiscover-music.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/21/2020/08/Ken-Hensley-GettyImages-593327225-HEADER.jpg)

And he made the music to prove it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZCx-Sv7KrI&list=RDEMyF8RhIOL02RhwRyxCSuG5w&start_radio=1

Groupies privileged with a second night with him would gratefully exclaim ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqytHMBzq8
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 06, 2021, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: TBird1958 on May 06, 2021, 12:24:02 PM

Why do ya think they call him "Rod"  ;D

Or the other guy "Wood".
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 06, 2021, 04:52:30 PM
Truly the nadir ... here ...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/15/81/35158162016ace84c05b13c568bb8fb5.gif)

I mean ... how long can you go ...
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: amptech on May 07, 2021, 12:47:18 AM
Maybe Tiny Tim was not so tiny after all...
(https://i.imgur.com/w2Ajfpb.png)
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: Basvarken on May 07, 2021, 09:13:46 AM
Quote from: TBird1958 on May 06, 2021, 12:24:02 PM
Why do ya think they call him "Rod"  ;D

Quote from: uwe on May 06, 2021, 04:37:28 PM
Or the other guy "Wood".

I knew I could count on you guys!  :toast:
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: ilan on May 08, 2021, 03:20:33 AM
I'm Jewish* and I approve this message.

__________
*but a lifelong atheist nonetheless!
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: Highlander on May 08, 2021, 04:30:58 AM
Hmm... two words... Geddy Lee...  :mrgreen:

[facepalm] Apparently his nose has it's own FB page too... [/facepalm]
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 08, 2021, 09:09:46 AM
Quote from: ilan on May 08, 2021, 03:20:33 AM
I'm Jewish* and I approve this message.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: TBird1958 on May 10, 2021, 08:43:37 AM
Quote from: Basvarken on May 07, 2021, 09:13:46 AM
I knew I could count on you guys!  :toast:

You might expect Uwe to grow up, but it's highly unlikely I ever will....... :-*
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 10, 2021, 09:25:58 AM
Rampaging adolescence pervades ...  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: TBird1958 on May 10, 2021, 10:58:45 AM
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 09:25:58 AM
Rampaging adolescence pervades ...  :rolleyes:


I'm a one-trick pony - it's all I have!
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 10, 2021, 01:02:55 PM
We'll take your model trains away and you'll have to wear girls' clothes for a day! That'll teach you.
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: TBird1958 on May 10, 2021, 03:04:30 PM
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 01:02:55 PM
We'll take your model trains away and you'll have to wear girls' clothes for a day! That'll teach you.

Lately that's pretty much every Thursday and Friday..........The good part is that Frank takes me out for a nice dinner date this Queen likes a drink or two..... :-*
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 10, 2021, 03:08:28 PM
True romance came to Tacoma and never ever left!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogoIxkPjRts
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: Pilgrim on May 10, 2021, 03:10:38 PM
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 03:08:28 PM
True romance came to Tacoma and never left!

Hmmm.  When I visualize Tacoma, the words "true romance" aren't the first things that spring to mind.
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 10, 2021, 03:14:41 PM
Hey, that's unfair, it's lovely there!
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: Pilgrim on May 10, 2021, 03:19:17 PM
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 03:14:41 PM
Hey, that's unfair, it's lovely there!

Tacoma is OK; they have a great automotive museum. And of course, people of note.  ;)
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 10, 2021, 04:21:26 PM
I like Detroit too.

I like places that breathe a history, good or bad.
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: TBird1958 on May 10, 2021, 05:11:44 PM
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 03:08:28 PM
True romance came to Tacoma and never ever left!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogoIxkPjRts

Tacoma!? Eeeks!

Okay, it's getting better there but yeah all that polluted ground from the ASARCO plant had to get hauled away- then there's the lingering smell of of the St, Regis paper mill, long gone but the stench remains.......The aroma of Tacoma! My biological father lived a bit south of downtown, spent plenty of time there growing up, lots of aircraft from McChord AFB flying over, C-124s bringing dead guys home from 'Nam, C-141s and often F-102/F104s..........Loud.
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 10, 2021, 05:35:53 PM
You can't have an industry omelette without breaking some  eggs.
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: ilan on May 10, 2021, 11:39:47 PM
Why does every thread here that starts with long penises ALWAYS have to drift to air pollution in the Pacific Northwest.
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: uwe on May 11, 2021, 03:30:33 AM
It's because of that penile envy thing we all have with you, Ilan, it forces us away from the subject at hand because it is just too hurtful and humiliating for us.
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: gearHed289 on May 11, 2021, 07:55:13 AM
Quote from: TBird1958 on May 10, 2021, 05:11:44 PMall that polluted ground from the ASARCO plant had to get hauled away

I had to look that up. Yikes!  :o
Title: Re: Science strikes again
Post by: TBird1958 on May 11, 2021, 08:47:36 AM
Quote from: gearHed289 on May 11, 2021, 07:55:13 AM
I had to look that up. Yikes!  :o


Now some of the most high end real estate in Tacoma, I've done the lighting in several multi-million dollar homes there and some spendy condos on the water, times change.