Snout clout: Larger noses equal larger penises, according to study (https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/snout-clout-larger-noses-equal-larger-penises-study-says/)
The mention of tallywackers brings this to mind.
https://youtu.be/zbedV0cPajg
But that's an old scientific fact!
There is a rhyme in Germany and it goes like this:
"An der Nase eines Mannes
Erkennt man seinen Johannes"
Which translates loosely as something like "Richard's nose is Dick's size."
Of course, both organs share commonalities. Not only can both smell, but their connective tissue degrades over time. While not the most tidy of appearances, the ensuing process does create an impression of increased size. Also, alas!, gravity takes its toll, with age things hang lower reinforcing the above perception.
So there is hope for all of us.
But that you only find out about this now, liebe Amerikaner, was it another thing you weren't allowed to learn at school - like the Evolution Theory? :popcorn: Well, here it's more a case of devolution.
I guess that explains why Jimmy Durante seemed so chipper. Karl Malden must have been something else too. ;D
Rod & Ron must be happy men... :mrgreen:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/60/be/1a60be6e9b9c4add836da0191c553a1f.jpg)
Why do ya think they call him "Rod" ;D
Ken Hensley wins nose down.
(https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Fde88306a-2424-11eb-bb49-9a393f31c7ae.jpg?crop=4036%2C2270%2C798%2C387&resize=1180)
(http://markus-hagner-photography.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Z_EO6C91651.jpg)
(https://www.udiscover-music.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/21/2020/08/Ken-Hensley-GettyImages-593327225-HEADER.jpg)
And he made the music to prove it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZCx-Sv7KrI&list=RDEMyF8RhIOL02RhwRyxCSuG5w&start_radio=1
Groupies privileged with a second night with him would gratefully exclaim ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqytHMBzq8
Quote from: TBird1958 on May 06, 2021, 12:24:02 PM
Why do ya think they call him "Rod" ;D
Or the other guy "Wood".
Truly the nadir ... here ...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/15/81/35158162016ace84c05b13c568bb8fb5.gif)
I mean ... how long can you go ...
Maybe Tiny Tim was not so tiny after all...
(https://i.imgur.com/w2Ajfpb.png)
Quote from: TBird1958 on May 06, 2021, 12:24:02 PM
Why do ya think they call him "Rod" ;D
Quote from: uwe on May 06, 2021, 04:37:28 PM
Or the other guy "Wood".
I
knew I could count on you guys! :toast:
I'm Jewish* and I approve this message.
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*but a lifelong atheist nonetheless!
Hmm... two words... Geddy Lee... :mrgreen:
[facepalm] Apparently his nose has it's own FB page too... [/facepalm]
Quote from: ilan on May 08, 2021, 03:20:33 AM
I'm Jewish* and I approve this message.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Quote from: Basvarken on May 07, 2021, 09:13:46 AM
I knew I could count on you guys! :toast:
You might expect Uwe to grow up, but it's highly unlikely I ever will....... :-*
Rampaging adolescence pervades ... :rolleyes:
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 09:25:58 AM
Rampaging adolescence pervades ... :rolleyes:
I'm a one-trick pony - it's all I have!
We'll take your model trains away and you'll have to wear girls' clothes for a day! That'll teach you.
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 01:02:55 PM
We'll take your model trains away and you'll have to wear girls' clothes for a day! That'll teach you.
Lately that's pretty much every Thursday and Friday..........The good part is that Frank takes me out for a nice dinner date this Queen likes a drink or two..... :-*
True romance came to Tacoma and never ever left!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogoIxkPjRts
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 03:08:28 PM
True romance came to Tacoma and never left!
Hmmm. When I visualize Tacoma, the words "true romance" aren't the first things that spring to mind.
Hey, that's unfair, it's lovely there!
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 03:14:41 PM
Hey, that's unfair, it's lovely there!
Tacoma is OK; they have a great automotive museum. And of course, people of note. ;)
I like Detroit too.
I like places that breathe a history, good or bad.
Quote from: uwe on May 10, 2021, 03:08:28 PM
True romance came to Tacoma and never ever left!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogoIxkPjRts
Tacoma!? Eeeks!
Okay, it's getting better there but yeah all that polluted ground from the ASARCO plant had to get hauled away- then there's the lingering smell of of the St, Regis paper mill, long gone but the stench remains.......The aroma of Tacoma! My biological father lived a bit south of downtown, spent plenty of time there growing up, lots of aircraft from McChord AFB flying over, C-124s bringing dead guys home from 'Nam, C-141s and often F-102/F104s..........Loud.
You can't have an industry omelette without breaking some eggs.
Why does every thread here that starts with long penises ALWAYS have to drift to air pollution in the Pacific Northwest.
It's because of that penile envy thing we all have with you, Ilan, it forces us away from the subject at hand because it is just too hurtful and humiliating for us.
Quote from: TBird1958 on May 10, 2021, 05:11:44 PMall that polluted ground from the ASARCO plant had to get hauled away
I had to look that up. Yikes! :o
Quote from: gearHed289 on May 11, 2021, 07:55:13 AM
I had to look that up. Yikes! :o
Now some of the most high end real estate in Tacoma, I've done the lighting in several multi-million dollar homes there and some spendy condos on the water, times change.