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Title: Important Gwyneth news
Post by: Dave W on January 18, 2021, 10:57:28 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina-scented candle explodes into flames causing an 'inferno' in a woman's living room (https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2158034/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle-explodes-womans-living-room/)
Title: Re: Important Gwyneth news
Post by: Rob on January 19, 2021, 09:05:40 AM
Hot stuff!

"The scent has now also been used for a £34 roll-on deodorant."

Title: Re: Important Gwyneth news
Post by: uwe on January 19, 2021, 06:22:15 PM
If licking arm pits is your thing, ok. I prefer the primary source. Undeodorized, who wants to munch on a flower bouquet?
Title: Re: Important Gwyneth news
Post by: Dave W on January 19, 2021, 11:40:51 PM
Quote from: Rob on January 19, 2021, 09:05:40 AM
Hot stuff!

"The scent has now also been used for a £34 roll-on deodorant."

Because what woman wouldn't want her armpits to smell like Gwyneth's vagina?
Title: Re: Important Gwyneth news
Post by: uwe on January 20, 2021, 12:18:59 PM
You Yanks, in the heat of the action you always muddle your focus.
Title: Re: Important Gwyneth news
Post by: Pilgrim on January 20, 2021, 04:16:30 PM
Quote from: uwe on January 20, 2021, 12:18:59 PM
You Yanks, in the heat of the action you always muddle your focus.

As opposed to focusing our middles?  :-*