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Title: He should have seen this coming
Post by: Dave W on September 12, 2018, 06:56:42 PM
Author Of 'How To Murder Your Husband' Arrested For Allegedly Killing Her Husband (https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/nancy-crampton-brophy-romance-novelist-murder_us_5b98b2a9e4b0511db3e74300)
Title: Re: He should have seen this coming
Post by: gearHed289 on September 13, 2018, 09:27:34 AM
Life imitates art?  :-\
Title: Re: He should have seen this coming
Post by: uwe on September 13, 2018, 11:50:46 AM
Maybe she didn't like his cooking anymore - that grates.
Title: Re: He should have seen this coming
Post by: TBird1958 on September 13, 2018, 12:37:27 PM


At least she shot him outside of her own house.......Less mess for her to clean up  :-*   






Keep Portland Weird!
Title: Re: He should have seen this coming
Post by: Pilgrim on September 13, 2018, 04:41:24 PM
If my wife doesn't like my cooking, I can blame Pizza Hut.   ;)

Than kyew, I'm here all week.....
Title: Re: He should have seen this coming
Post by: Dave W on September 13, 2018, 05:59:12 PM
Quote from: TBird1958 on September 13, 2018, 12:37:27 PM

At least she shot him outside of her own house.......Less mess for her to clean up  :-*   






Keep Portland Weird!

She slipped up, though. He was found in a kitchen at a cooking school. There must have been commercial grade butchers' cutlery, meat grinders, garbage disposals etc. She could have made him disappear without a trace.

It made me think of a verse from Tom Lehrer's My Home town.

I remember Dan, the druggist on the corner, he was never mean or ornery, he was swell
He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well
And sprinkled just a bit
Over each banana split